magic johnson's disease

The new vernacular for HIV/AIDS. Just as ALS is known as Lou Gehrig's Disease, so too is HIV/AIDS known as 'Magic Johnson's Disease' after its most famous contractor.

Magic loved to get his D wet, but now he got a disease named after him.

You best be careful with that girl or you'll end with that Magic Johnson's Disease.

by Cornelius Vanderbuilt April 16, 2007

Magibon

A Youtube celebrity who became famous for staring into the camera with her huge eyes. Though she looks like she could be Asian, she is really just a weeaboo with really bad teeth who knows Preschool level Japanese.

Magibon is cute until you see her disgusting teeth.

by deathwish124 May 24, 2009

Runes of Magic

A game that is said to be a "WoW clone" but is not a complete copy. It is typically abbreviated with "RoM', and is set in a continent called Taborea. This game has WoW-like graphics and a similar feel while playing, but is not quite the same. There are no race options in RoM, but there will be in September, 2009, as they will be introducing the "Elf" race, along with two new class choices. The only race at the moment is Human. There are currently six classes to choose from, being: Warrior, Knight, Mage, Priest, Scout, and Rogue. In September, 2009, there will be two more classes introduced to the game being the Warden and Druid. These will be released with the expansion: RoM Chapter Two: The Elven Prophecy. One awesome feature RoM has that WoW does not is their Dual Class System, similar to that of the one in guild wars, only much better! Another very good thing about RoM is that the majority of the community is friendly, unlike on WoW. Another good thing is that there is no Alliance Vs. Horde bullshit, as everyone is independent until they join a guild, and there are no sides. The last, and most important good thing RoM has going for it that WoW does not, is that RoM is both F2D and F2P FOREVER!

Friend: "Want to go buy the WotLK expansion for WoW?"
Me: "No man, I quit WoW. Now I play Runes of Magic. It is just as good, but it is free forever! :D"
Friend: "Well screw WoW then! Lets go play Runes of Magic!"

by Rawrzaur July 17, 2009

magic darts

1. Once upon a time, there was a great man named sid woodell, he had many sayings, although his greatest is of course, Magic Darts

2. When something is going well/makes sense it is said to be Magic Darts

3. Scoring an unusually high score in darts

1.
Chris: I heard sid woodell say that he was as happy as a penguin in a microwave the other day!

Adam: Magic Darts!

2.
Craig: I've only gone and found a fucking tenner!!!
Adam: Magic Darts

3.
Chris: WOW I have just scored 181 in three darts!!
Craig: Funking hell, that is Magic Darts

by craigyh November 25, 2007

Jew Magic

The most common form of magic on Earth. Has many potent abilities.

1. Matt used his Jew Magic to help us win the football game.
2. That girl is using Jew Magic to look hot.

by Dem0nCrsecent October 24, 2007

MAGAt

Devoted followers of disgraced former US President and reality TV d-lister, Donald Janus Trump. Despite inciting domestic terrorists to attempt a coup in the final days off his presidency and fleeing the country like a pussy to avoid prosecution, Trump maintains a group of faithful dimwits that dismiss his visible crimes and extreme stupidity. Generally not the first people you would go to for advice, they will loudly use phrases they don't understand to justify their unyielding devotion to a worthless liar.

They are generally missing teeth and don't think it's necessary to wash their hands after scratching inside or near their crotches or assholes. Typically under 80 IQ, but often sexist and always racist.

"Them patriots that busted up the electoral college with their illegal weapons ain't as bad as them BLM protesters that tried to demonstrate against black people getting shot in the back. Oh, my Lord and savior, presidential loser Donald JC Trump sure Made America Great Again by excusing shooting them blacks and nearly killing all of Congress and the vice president. Law and order!" said the mindless MAGAt.

"Oh, and did you hear about Kamala repeating MLK, Jr? What a fucking <sexist expletive>! I swear, all these socialists want to do is give me money for nothing and rob this great country of our God-given right to shoot <racist expletive>."

by RealPatriot January 7, 2021

Magic Growing Sponge Egg Toy

A small pill made up of a compressed sponge inside a gel pill. When placed in water the casing dissolves, the sponge grows, and all delight! The sponge is often colored and cut into fun shapes, such as animals or dinosaurs.

I bought a pack of magic growing sponge egg toys for my kids, but they ate them all. They've been puking rainbow sponge dinos for hours.

by laserfeet April 15, 2009