cailihporcen a ton m'I tsael ta tub nuf eb yam seiretemec 

cemeteries may be fun but at least I'm not a necrophiliac, backward

Me: "cailihporcen a ton m'I tsael ta tub nuf eb yam seiretemec"
person: "oh that's cool, me too"

cailihporcen a ton m'I tsael ta tub nuf eb yam seiretemec by Tj_who?_he_sucks June 10, 2020

I'm so hungry that I could fuck a horse

When one is so hungry that they could do even more than eat a horse.

"I'm so fucking hungry!" "Well, I'm so hungry that I could fuck a horse, but you don't see me bitching about it."

I'm so hungry that I could fuck a horse by BiggerDinosaurus July 21, 2018

I'm on a Seafood Diet 

If you see food and eat it, you are on a seafood diet.

" Hey man I'm on a Seafood diet." The other guy says, " Oh nice so you only eat seafood?" He replies, "No,When I see food, I eat it"

I'm on a Seafood Diet by Emberlaker47 March 20, 2017

C.I.M.D.A.S 

C.I.M.D.A.S (pronounced "Sim-Daas") is an Acronym that derived from southwest Ohio in 2010 after a lazy encounter with a Facebook status update... it is mainly used to define the comfortable state of relaxing in one's undergarments while still partaking in normal every day activities. It literally means to "Chill(in') In My Drawers and Socks". Typically this action will follow immediately after returning from a long days of work, or after a lengthy sexual encounter. The acronym was created when one exceptionally bright young man decided it was more efficient to type six letters with one finger to update his facebook status instead of getting up from his laying down position and putting his turkey club down to use two.

Some registered activities that have been logged during an official C.I.M.D.A.S period (so far) are: watching Cable Television, eating doritos and/or KC Masterpiece Ridged Ruffles, fishing, playing the keyboard/piano, talking on the phone, mowing the lawn, wrenching in the garage, taking an online exam, chess games, washing the bike or automobile, receiving cunnilingus while using a laptop, Playing Halo/Black Ops while giving cunnilingus, Making a Ceasar Salad, Engaging in Anal with remote control in hand,

Undergarment Variants Include (and are not limited to):
Bra & Socks \\ C.I.M.B.A.S.
Bra & Panties \\ C.I.M.B.A.P.
Socks Only (preferebely non-matching) \\ C.I.M.S.O.
Bra only \\ C.I.M.B.O

etc.

---Man 1--- Where are you going after Party in the Park? We're going to go Ride, you down?...
---Man 2--- Naw, I'm good. I'm heading to the crib to Halo and C.I.M.D.A.S.

---Woman 1--- Hey! Tasha... where did Jeff go?
---Woman 2--- Oh, I sent him home after I got my C.I.M.B.O. sex combo on. Black Ops?

---Man 1--- What's up?
---Man 2--- C.I.M.D.A.S. You?

C.I.M.D.A.S by Meen Dizzle July 11, 2011

Don't worry, i'm not a vegan 

When you have experience in the sexual activities.

Boy: Hey wanna come to my place?
Woman: Hey, aren't you a little young?
Boy: Don't worry, i'm not a vegan.
;)

Don't worry, i'm not a vegan by RiadBum March 3, 2017

I'm having a grabber 

About to have a heart attack.

You are so excited about something...one can say, "I'm having a grabber."

I'm having a grabber by venicegal73 June 3, 2010

[I'm busy as a lizard drinkin] 

Australian colloquial term.
People who are busy as a lizard drinking are doing absolutely nothing!
Lizards don't drink.

Hey mate can you give me a hand?
Nar Mate "I'm busy as a lizard drinkin...."

[I'm busy as a lizard drinkin] by Aussiebikepacker.com July 21, 2017