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School Lunch

The absolute most horrible thing that people could come up with, My school lunch came with spoiled milk and whatever the fuck was put in this cup next to it.
Administrator: Get to lunch you don ´ t want to miss School Lunch!
Student: Fuck you and your lunch.
by LLXAMERAXLL October 9, 2022
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Sch00l Lunch

Food that a multi trillion country doesn't fucking care about, lunch ladies who are in their 50's who can't cook for shit and forces you to get a fruit, and expired food. The milk is a unknown brand that nobody knows about, it has the humor of a 4 year old who watches pbs kids for a living, and it is usually horrendous on a daily basis and is 2 weeks expired. The meat is somehow cooked but pink on the inside, the lunch ladies probably used a toaster to cook it, and they cant cut burger bread and still wonder why the fuck nobody grabs it. Pizza that you could've ordered from Little Caesars or Papa Johns etc but they want to make their own grotesque food, it contains expired ass cheese, cold pepperonis, and moldy ass bread. After you get your lunch, you have to sit on atrocious tables, which has food under it, and eat the nasty ass food. And if that isn't worse you get bitches micro managing and monitoring you, sees a hoodie on someones head and then acts like the whole world is ending and wonder why they aren't teacher of the year. Lastly, you get forced into a strict penitentiary called class and waste 109635.66 hours of your life.
You shouldn't eat the SCH00L LUNCH
by infectz March 12, 2022
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lunch at school

Lily: I’m so hungry

Charlie: Me too I can’t wait for lunch

And that’s lunch at school ;-;
by Just me nobody else ;-; September 25, 2021
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Slutty lunch

An absolutely extravagantly greasy or over-the-top expensive lunch eaten specifically during lunch on a workday for no real reason.
Hey Bro, do you want to get slutty lunch today or are you feeling conservative?

Let’s grab slutty lunch today and stimulate the local economy.
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lunch bitch

lunch lady /moniter w/ attitude usually fat or poor
that lunch bitch got me in trouble again
by beer fux me up March 4, 2005
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Plowman's Lunch

During intercourse, one partner: vomits, defecates and urinates into a large lunch cooler. Afterwards, the very same partner proceeds to lather this concoction of bodily fluids all over their lover and force feed it to him or her. Making out afterwards is imperative.
Diane came over last night. After about an hour of sensual foreplay, we both enjoyed a helping of plowman's lunch.
by Señor Fernandes April 5, 2011
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lunch louse

A person who will do anything for a free lunch.
Mark is such a lunch louse that he attended an extremely boring 2 hour seminar just because they were providing a free lunch.
by chunkyc September 14, 2006
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