Luke

A man who is there for u through your rough and you good patches. Is loving and caring, brave, charming and drop dead gorgeous. He will stand up for you without you asking and you the woman he falls for will be the luckiest woman alive! No matter what they will always come back together. So don’t let him go!

‘I need a luke’

by Biscuits69 June 12, 2018

Luke

Keeps a lot of secrets

Is he being a luke?

by Haha ya boi July 30, 2018

Luke

Luke is a very athletic boy who probably was a little chubster when he was young. Luke buckles under pressure and likes girls or sometimes boys. Usually finds himself attracted to girls named NORA or BEATRICE. Bad ankles but awesome hairline.

ooooh hanna likes luke...

by lucas rosado August 22, 2018

Luke

pulls bare birds yano, can literally destroy any conversation with one sentence, also has the powers to control and persuade any mofo including himself to do anything of his command. Luke's normally hang around with lower class people to improve his self confidence and ego. Luke's will only go for a chick if she is above an 8, anything under an 8 is considered pure dirt from a Luke.

#Girl 1 Yo dat new kid luke yeh hes a mad pengting init

#Girl 2 i dont want legs anymore, bring that dick here

by Luke_ismonkey August 26, 2018

Luke

Luke is a gay trans. He often associates with idiots and is secretly gay. He fucks his sister every night.

1: Hey did you see Luke last night.

2: Yeah i saw a gay trans.

by tranny4gays August 26, 2018

Luke

A man with an abornormally large penis. He tends to often talk about his thrilling sex life, whilst being a virgin.

“Wow! Have you seen that picture of Luke’s Penis?”

“Yes! He’s so dreamy and hung like a horse!”

by quidlad January 22, 2019

Luke

A ginger kid who likes to watch fake taxi videos (Prefers Dog Fake Taxi). Has a 2 inch willy and uses it on men and sometimes female horses (especially horse collpys one.)Is a mad man at Minecraft and knows it is very dangerous to mine at night. He can be described as Ed Sheehan’s deformed son or as most people say a hotter version of Ron Weasley.A Luke’s hobbies include Minecraft, Minecraft irl and most famously having cosplay intercoarse in a villager suit.

Woah this guy got into Stampys love garden for dressing up as Stampy while having sexual intercoarse with a horse who picked him up in a taxi

That was probably a Luke

by BigWillyBill February 19, 2019