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lobster mummies

typically of the female gender,aged between mid twenties to early forties that have spent plentiful time in a tanning bed which resulted in having noticeable damaged facial skin that makes them look older then they truly are.
you notice a fairly attractive female from a distance,light blond hair,blue eyes,nice figured,tan,you estimate her to be 28-29,and that's okay because your 32,you approach her, she seems to age older and older with every foot closer. You strike conversation,each others names,hobbies,drinks..then age...she's only 22,another case of the lobster mummies.
by mrbukkake March 17, 2013
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Lobster Buoy

A term to refer to large male genitalia of mentally retarded men.
Hey Mellon, get Neiler's Lobster Buoy out of your mouth and get help Head and I!
by Head Kelly January 8, 2014
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Lobster Shower

A shower just a little hotter than comfortable that results in a red/pink afterglow not unlike a cooked lobster.
You're looking a bit red, are you ok?

Yeah, I had a lobster shower this morning.
by b-13 January 9, 2014
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lobsta

A bad catcher, usually ugly with big lips, and is also very cocky
Lobsta you eat ass!
by many things May 14, 2015
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lobstergasm

When you take that perfect bite of lobster and it arouses more than your tastebuds.
I was on vacation in Maine and had a lobstergasm.
by greengrrl August 27, 2017
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looks lottery

Any male or female that was lucky enough to grow up good looking.
Shiela can get any man she wants, she hit the looks lottery.
by MKUFAMS1099 February 9, 2018
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