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London The Country

Our very own Jack Avery of Why Don’t We’s accidental spoken word...in the “5 Second Challenge” interview, Jack was asked to name 3 countries in 5 seconds...under pressure he named London as a country.
“U-uh...Finland! Uh...LONDON!”

And London The Country was born!
by DeltaHerron September 14, 2020
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Oli london

The lookalike of smiling titan, they are islamophobic, married and divorced to cardboard jimin, claims that they are Rosé London and that they changed their name to that.
Oli London will NEVER look like Jimin
by abg4ever July 13, 2022
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Oli London

Oli London, also known as Oily London, is a weirdo.
Wow, Oli London is so stupid he looks like a Walmart Kardashian genderbend with weird hair!
by Karroties August 8, 2022
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London boater

Seasoned London Boater

A seasoned boater is defined by the percentage of alcohol and drugs in their bloodstream in relation with actual blood. That's different to a pickled boater which uses just alcohol as the defining variable

There's a third type recognised by their use of marine terms and language as well as references to landluvies, making them appear to the uninitiated that they are cruising through Cape horn every winter when in fact they never left the non-tidal inner London canals and the biggest wave they experienced was that created by a goose dunking in the water from the towpath. They are defined as being full of shit but there is no prerequisite for specific blood content by volume
“Hey, wanna go try and interview a London Boater again? I hear they bring clicks”

Na man, we try that every year and every time we try we just get ridiculed”
by Stoneageman June 13, 2022
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Grace and london

Grace and london are the type of people that will smoke a stizzy and get in trouble for it london has no hoes grace has plenty of them grace will force london to do things while london gets bullied by everyone london is fat grace is skinny grace is popular but london has a small friend group
Damn grace and london are bad people
by Bob the Hilde August 20, 2022
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london lesbians

a group of 15-18 year old lesbians with tiktok clout. you'll find them at house parties, hyde park, and every pride event ever. there's always some sort of drama going on with them. they're the most bait group of people to exist. half of them aren't even lesbians but they're still part of the group.
everyone wants to know a london lesbian, but the chances are there's one who goes to your school. you'll find them at grammar, prep, and private school mainly, however some of them can be found at normal schools. they're all rich and have a good sense of style.
person 1: have you seen blue's new tiktok?
person 2: who's blue?
person 1: oh blue's one of those london lesbians
person 3: yea they're clapped, i prefer noemie!
by iloveboobs2222 August 31, 2022
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London Metro

A reverse Eiffel Tower. 2 girls riding one guy, either facing each other or different directions.
“Bro I hooked up with 2 aphis last night. Took them on the London Metro”
That’s so raftus bro”
by homelessbozo August 31, 2022
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