local music scene

Any localized music-oriented community of bands and their fans. Local music scenes become a key role in incidents of disharmony (“drama”) for individuals between the age 18 and 37 years-old. While many local music scenes purport to extol “unity” and “cooperation” and similar such ideals, at the end of the day, all scenesters know that their participation in the scene is ultimately reducible to the fact that they enjoy groupthink, self-censorship, and pretending to have a legitimate excuse for not completing their undergraduate education.

Person 1: Whatever happened to that guy? As I recall he was pretty smart, not to mention cool. What is he up to these days?

Person 2: Not much. He was involved in the local music scene for the past twenty years, and now he is living with his parents and "attending" the University of Phoenix.

Person 1: Oh.

by GibsonMesaBoogie May 19, 2010

local summer

the last month of summer after tourists leave the jersey shore

Mary hates when the shore is crowded with New Yorkers, so she waits until Local Summer to sit on the beach and enjoy the sun.

by jerseyshorelocal September 8, 2010

Boston Legal marriage

A non-sexual marital arrangement between two heterosexual ("straight") men

Alan Shore and Denny Crane, characters on the ABC television series "Boston Legal," married each other in the series finale in what could only be called a "Boston Legal marriage."

by Qlark Qriffith December 18, 2008

Legal Purgatory

This is when a project goes to legal for review and just sits there for an eternity.

My form letter has been in legal purgatory for a year now.

by Donna Marie Jendritza June 21, 2008

Logan Christensen

To be magnificent, bee's knee's.

My your a logan christensen lately!

by LC2224 March 23, 2011

Logan Tom

The most amazing womens volleyball ever! Was youngest player to play on the USA Olympic volleyball team at age 19. Also a sexy women who is amazing in all aspects of life!

Girl 1: I want to be just like Logan Tom!

Girl 2: Who's that?

Girl 1: Only the best volleyball player in the world today!

by vbplayer December 30, 2011

Legal Shit

Synthetic Marijuana

"Damn, this citys dry."
"Let's get some legal shit, then."

by JimmyBobWhogivesAShit January 24, 2012