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land-locked

being in a situation, especially one of a social nature, that is difficult and seemingly impossible to get out of.
Holly: "Damn, this party is lame. I so wanna leave here like right now, but I don't wanna be rude to Kristin either, she's still a great friend. Ugghhhh.... I just KNEW we should have planned an exit strategy, huh?"

Jenn: "For sure, especially since the bash that Terri's having would be WAY more off the chimney no doubt. It sure sucks to be land-locked like this!"
by Holly August 15, 2006
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titty licker

A titty licker is someone who is a straight male and all he thinks about is boobs. This can be used as in insult to a redneck with no respect.
He's such a titty licker he has no respect for women all he thinks about is boobs.
by Kelpie g September 12, 2017
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lip-locked

(v.) When someone does something so unattractive that your vagina (labia majora) literally sews itself up
I was lip-locked after his hot, stinky breath made its way into my nostrils.
by Madame Lillian December 7, 2019
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John Locke

1. A charachter in the tv series lost that is one kickass guy. Part woodsman, part mystical sage, part fighter (suck it charlie) and 100% dude. Even though season two makes him a little sissy bitch, you know he's gonna kick it old skool soon.

2. A philosopher who believed in tabula rasa (clean slate) and anti authority. It is believed from a lot of strong evidence, that this man did not kick so much ass while saying wise things as his namesake tv charachter.
1. John Locke after being told that red shirt people always die in star trek missions : "Sounds like a piss poor captain."

2. "Every man has a property in his own person. This nobody has a right to, but himself."
by FrebAbberline May 30, 2006
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LickerLock

The act of licking ones own hand and then firmly grasping the hand of someone else that has also preformed the act.
Let's seal the deal with a LickerLock Homie.
by G_ridein August 30, 2018
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lightbar licker

Is any female that is attracted to police and will not leave them alone
Amy is so into Joe she cannot stay away from him.She is so a Lightbar licker.
by HeatherRenee' January 5, 2008
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Minge licker

A person who takes great pleasure from sticking their tongue instead a vagina
Julie: Hey Sue, how’s your Dave doing?
Sue: Great, Julie. He has actually become a really great minge licker. It’s great!
by WonkyTits February 22, 2023
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