sergeant chopstick ling

Sergeant Ling is often heartbroken and will go read music when not crying. Has a GPA of 1.3

Sergeant Chopstick Ling is eating my dog again!

by Some guy from discord November 23, 2021

Yue Ling

Yue ling is a cute and bubbly girl who never fails to brighten up your day. She is one if the only few real people in the world and wouldn't judge you because she understands you, making her a rare gem.

She has a terrible sense of direction though.

Friend 1: Where's Yue Ling?

Friend 2: I think she got lost on her way here

Friend 3: Not again

by Panda34 November 23, 2021

Ling Jing

A girl that only Jeff will love. The most beautiful girl and smart and patient, a girl who is quiet but noisy when there’s no one

Ling Jing is my gf

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Ling

A person who often shows off his 'superior' drip to others

Person 1: Look at my new Nike shoes!

Person 2: Stop being a ling

by Potato fan May 27, 2023

Ling

An optimised form of the term 'growling'. optimisation is a method that ensures words are shortened to an appropriate level so that the message can be conveyed in the maximum number of repetitions in a given time. One uses ling to express their enjoyment towards a given scenario. it is also used to alert peers of your love and presence for them. i would ling at a friend to let them know I'm there physically, and that I'm loving them actively.

"hey man i just got a new lego set!"
"omg ling"

"ling"
"ling"

by Aswellasaheftyservingoflop June 24, 2023

Linga-ling

Something weird you want to show or something you want to show that can be a bit offensive

I wanna show you something linga-ling.

by petete the pipe June 30, 2023

Ling Ching bong won’t livky tong

Someone who is being a fucking pussy and doesn’t do what they say they will

“Preston is being a ling Ching bong won’t livky tong”

by WifeBeater72 April 2, 2023