Librarians

see ugly old people that know a lot about books.
Can be used as an insult.

Librarians say "get out of my library you unlearning people"

by Merk November 21, 2003

library

a place where people can come to rent fule for their fire. ocasionaly a library will have a book or two that people can read or want to in this case the person will read the book instead of setting it on fire or putting it on the floor and trying to set it on fire with their eyes.

retard one: want to look at my library book tonight?

retard 2: yes.

by Hugo February 11, 2005

Librarian Rescue Squad

Dispatching a library worker to quell loud and disorderly people.

The English paper I'm writing is very interesting to me. People at the library were loud, so I sent out a Librarian Rescue Squad.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

LIBRAPHILE

"Libraphile" One who is "Reegan"(definition #2) And a battree on a regular basis. aka manwhore to men. This is also a stalker/rapist.

Aj is a libraphile cause he touched his classmates penis.

by Jose Carabeener May 27, 2008

libra

Libra(e) is the 9th zodiac of the zodiac wheel. The next one is scorpio or scorpius. And before libra or librae is virgo. Libras are very kind but can be a bit of a troublemaker.

A: hey! Did you hear C is libra? She is a real troublemaker.
B: yep! I'm a leo.
A: same!

by star-gazer ✨🌌 February 3, 2021

library nazi

That @#$%* who works at my school library and guards the bookshelves, saying things like "I'm going to report you kids! How dare you stand and talk by those bookshelves! You are blocking off the other students from getting books!" when there is absolutely NO STUDENT anywhere nearby looking for books (true story.) Will also make sure that no one puts a backpack on a table, and takes a tally of how many students enter the library. Any other librarian who acts in a similar manner.

Man, my school is f***ed up because of that library nazi!

by Sangochan December 13, 2008

libraritarian

a librarian who likes who completely control her library, exremely prejudice to anyone who whispers, talks, coughs, laughs, etc. Stay the fuck away from her.

The libraritarian totally killed my high when we started laughing at the talking books.

by Mikey Vistar March 21, 2010