Lexington, Ma

We don't have taxi's, we have town cars.....

You will not ever see a taxi in town

by jfaskfjas; July 7, 2005

Lexington, MI

Small shithole of a town located on the thumb of Michigan. What some town officials would like to call a "cultured northern resort village" is in fact a poor, soon to be ghetto town where the main attractions are smoking weed under the rocks at the town break-wall, and underage cigarette smoking. If you ever find yourself in town, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. This is not hard considering the entire town is only a mile in diameter.

Randy: "Hey Bill, you wanna go to Lexington today?"

Bill: "You mean, 'would you like to eat shit and die?' no thanks Randy"

"Lexington, MI. The worst place on planet Earth next to Cambodia.

by hatin.all.damn.day June 22, 2011

lexipoem, or lexicopoem

lexipoem, or lexicopoem n (Gr. lexis, "word, phrase, expression," from legein, "say", + Gr. poiein, "to make or compose") – a single word as a poetic composition; a neologism as a creative work.

Ralph Emerson said: "Every word was once a poem."
The word "lexipoem" is an abbreviation of this aphorism condensed into a single word.

Every word (lexis) was once a poem (poiema)… and still IS at the moment of its coinage.

by Mike December 25, 2003

Lexington Brookier

The process of shooting a load on every page of a book, magazine or catalog that has a picture of a guy. Mainly the load is directed to the pelvic region.

Good luck looking at the underwear section in the Sears catalog. Someone pulled a Lexington Brookier and now the pages are stuck together!

by Mikeandike1001 April 27, 2011

lexicofabulist

An individual who invents new words, either because of a perceived need or for sport.

James is a lexicofabulist - he sometimes invents half a dozen new words before breakfast.

by Frog himself January 7, 2015

Lexichondria

The abnormal hunger to learn new words or find out what certain words mean as they're discovered.

He doesn't mean to be pretentious, he merely has severe lexichondria.

by Helly Shep September 24, 2016

lexi jones

lexi jones is a rare and unique name for a rare and unique person. Most Lexi's are short, but still beautiful in every way. Lexis are usually very out front and socially active. Everyone loves a lexi! And when her last name is Jones... that just makes her 100x more special!! If you are a man with a Lexi Jones, she is a keeper! So try and keep her! But one little mess up can screw everything up between you two!!! Lexi wont take no for an answer but Lexi is loyal and kind to whomever may come into her life!

guy1; "YO GUESS WHAT!!!!"
guy2; "what?"
guy1; "im dating Lexi Jones!!!!!!"
guy2; "NO WAY!!! SHE IS THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD!!!! PLUS ANYONE WITH HER NAME AND LOOKS IS SUPER RARE!!!! YOURE SO LUCKY MAN!!!!!"
guy1; "yeah I know " ;

by lexigrl24 November 1, 2017