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Small shithole of a town located on the thumb of Michigan. What some town officials would like to call a "cultured northern resort village" is in fact a poor, soon to be ghetto town where the main attractions are smoking weed under the rocks at the town break-wall, and underage cigarette smoking. If you ever find yourself in town, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. This is not hard considering the entire town is only a mile in diameter.
Randy: "Hey Bill, you wanna go to Lexington today?"

Bill: "You mean, 'would you like to eat shit and die?' no thanks Randy"

"Lexington, MI. The worst place on planet Earth next to Cambodia.
by hatin.all.damn.day June 22, 2011
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