Letterbox

When u beat ur knob head with a tenderiser untill its flat, u lay on ur side and penetrate ur mrs so it looks like ur delivering a letter. U must shout "Postman Pat has delivered" as u climax for added effect. Bonus points if its an interracial threesome as it will create the illusion that jess the cat is there with u

"Ayo u wanna letterbox tonight?"

by Dragomir The Goat May 8, 2021

Black Letter

A break up letter. A short, impolite letter you send to someone to break up with them rather than doing it in person.

She sent me a Black Letter.

by edward.r.meow August 24, 2010

Portuguese letteropener

When the women is hanging upside down, sucking the mans dick, while getting pounded in the face by his scrotum

Last night i found this Portuguese letteropener and i gave it my girlfriend, 20minutes later she left with a big red spot the size of my balls on her forehead.

by You Nigga You April 12, 2011

Solo Letter

when someone comments with only a single letter on Facebook

he responded with just one letter, he posted a solo letter.

by Modest Meganium October 5, 2011

Love Letter

A Better Yandere Simulator which started as Lovesick, and unlike the original, it took 2 weeks to make it.

Have you seen Love Letter?, it looks better than Yandere Simulator, however it is still in development, but I can't wait to see it soon

by SBoyKun September 14, 2020

5-letter system

The 5 letter system is essentially LGBTQ: 5 letters. The 5 letter system is broken when a person sexual identity starts with a letter other than one of the 5 letters.

I have a friend that is gay, but it's fine by me, because it respects the 5-letter system.

by Toastyy34 June 21, 2021

pulling a Letterman

Using your influence as a boss to sleep with a co-worker or employee.

People are speculating that Jimmy Kimmel is "pulling a Letterman" since he started dating a member of his staff.

by Truth about Dating guy October 12, 2009