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I found a wet 100 dollar bill when i was putting my big brothers clothes, its mine now Got me some laundry cash
by hardhitr3 January 1, 2010
Get the Laundry Cash mug.A sexual maneuver which involves a man standing behind a woman. The couple must use an old washing machine that will still operate while the door is open. The woman then places her head inside the machine and is repeatedly "Donkey Punched" while the man receives intense pleasure.
Friend One: Man last night was awesome.
Friend Two: Why?
Friend One: I was down at the laundromat with that hot girl down the hall and no one else was there so i introduced her to the Chinese Laundromat. It was like the greatest Donkey Punch ever
Friend Two: Why?
Friend One: I was down at the laundromat with that hot girl down the hall and no one else was there so i introduced her to the Chinese Laundromat. It was like the greatest Donkey Punch ever
by D. Pyle August 23, 2010
Get the Chinese Laundromat mug.When someone shits in a condom and freezes it.
The condom is then removed and feces are used as a dildo as it melts.
The condom is then removed and feces are used as a dildo as it melts.
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Get the Mercedes Lander mug.Basically a guy who is very much like Edward Cullen, but has no fucking clue why or what he is doing.
All he knows is that lots of girls find him "cute" or "adorable" but he knows truely that, he just plays a fucking character in a movie thats SUPPOSED to be cute and adorable.
But he knows that he is really, really, fucking ugly in real life, and he is really really retarded.
Almost every girl that read, watched, or knows of twilight, they will become fucked, or obsessive of eiter Taylor Launter or Edward Cullen.
If you like/love Taylor (Daniel) Launter please either kill yourself, or find an ACTUAL boyfriend rather than obsessing yourself over this overrated actor who has no life, because he won't come running to save you like he does with Bella Swan. So go out there and make yourself known.
Also. TDL means "To Do List"
not, Taylor Daniel Launter.
don't remake acronyms, it just fucks the world up more.
All he knows is that lots of girls find him "cute" or "adorable" but he knows truely that, he just plays a fucking character in a movie thats SUPPOSED to be cute and adorable.
But he knows that he is really, really, fucking ugly in real life, and he is really really retarded.
Almost every girl that read, watched, or knows of twilight, they will become fucked, or obsessive of eiter Taylor Launter or Edward Cullen.
If you like/love Taylor (Daniel) Launter please either kill yourself, or find an ACTUAL boyfriend rather than obsessing yourself over this overrated actor who has no life, because he won't come running to save you like he does with Bella Swan. So go out there and make yourself known.
Also. TDL means "To Do List"
not, Taylor Daniel Launter.
don't remake acronyms, it just fucks the world up more.
Person 1: OMG IT'S TAYLOR (Daniel) LAUNTER
Person 2: WTF. NO. NO. no.
Person 1: Isn't taylor launter hot?
Person 2: No, he isn't.
Person 1: WTF, HE'S THE HOTTEST THING ALIVEEE MORE HOTTER THAN EDWARD CULLEN!!
Person 2: no me.
Person 2: WTF. NO. NO. no.
Person 1: Isn't taylor launter hot?
Person 2: No, he isn't.
Person 1: WTF, HE'S THE HOTTEST THING ALIVEEE MORE HOTTER THAN EDWARD CULLEN!!
Person 2: no me.
by twilightisgaayyyyy April 1, 2009
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