Lance Armdouche

typical idiot that dresses up like they’re doing the Tour de France and insists on riding their bicycle on main roads

Watch out, dont hit that Lance Armdouche on the shoulder. He’s a sponsored cyclist.

by Jamal9000 August 06, 2021

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LANC

Yo shorty... LANC

by druzz December 10, 2024

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A very outgoing gay male dancer. Usually the only male in the dance troupe which is filled with girls.

The dance troupe is mostly girls and one Lance Prancer.

by KatieKlock January 10, 2013

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An absolute unit.
100% Alpha Male
Will try and bench press you at the gym to impress a girl.
Streams Fortnite with hopes to become pro

Michael: Noah look at that lance Shelton at the gym.
Noah: Man that’s an alpha male if I’ve ever seen one

by Balakay12 November 08, 2019

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You lose your home and your career in a hospital you appear

by JkJn March 07, 2023

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A selfish bitch who doesn't give a shit about anyone and should just fucking die. Fuck him

InkFlame: yo you heard about Lance Braun?
Bej: don't remind me about him

by 173 worshipper December 07, 2019

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The most vile, stupid, grotesque, violent, and or completely out of pocket activities known to man.

Fellow LCpl: This is no time for lance corporal activities, Johnson, get out of the female head!

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