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lady snatch

the female lady part. formally known as a vagina.
I want to put my wang in your lovely lady snatch.
by theoneandonlysampire November 11, 2011
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Lady Killa

A man among men, but a man who is completely in tune with his woman & her every wants or desires and also a hopeless romantic.

He flourishes on making his partner smile, laugh & being happy. He proves his feelings by generous use of pretty words, compliments and flattery. Add his grand gestures showing his devotion & unwavering love.

Most women have only read about a man like this, so when they actually experience one for themselves, they are overwhelmed with feelings of happiness, that they instantly fall over dead.
Did you hear all of the little thoughtful things Rodney had planned for their date tonight? He's such a lady killa that one.
by JessicaFraitTrain September 30, 2013
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Lady Swag

1.) Female swagger.
2.) A Woman's ability to walk into a room and command attention.
3.) A Woman's ability to make any other woman's hotness rating drop at least 3 points by simply showing up
Is that Elizabeth??

Why yes it is good sir, she's looking FIT!

Indubitably. She's got mad Lady Swag.
by TateGrizzle December 23, 2011
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Cachet Ladies

A Female Escort who plays with Cachet Ladies, A skilled and socially adept provider of sexual intimacy, erotic companionship, and sacred healing, particularly when highly compensated and respected, for example in a court or high society setting
by Cachet Ladies May 28, 2013
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foxy ladie

two words to describe the sexy-ness of a woman without saying "sexy"
guy 1: oh my god isn't our new teacher a foxy ladie?!
guy 2: you pervert you know melissa is a foxy ladie!
guy 1: you are just jealouse
guy 2: of what asshole?!?!
guy 1: that i was the first to say she was a foxy lady ;)!
guy 2: ...
by scarletruby2002 November 27, 2012
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Lady Lifting

I can't make it in to work today. I'm catching up on my lady lifting.
by natethegreat1752 March 27, 2010
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An Old Lady

An elderly lass, who by an odd occurrence swallowed a fly. Reasoning that it would be prudent to dispose of the fly as soon as possible, this old lady promptly swallowed a spider. However, she soon found that the arachnid would wriggle and tickle inside of her. Attempting to rid herself of it, the lady swallowed a bird. Presumably a smaller variety, as birds can grow to be quite large. Regardless, the fruitless adventure continued. The lady then swallowed a cat. The feral beast undoubtedly caused a great deal of discomfort on the way down, prompting the lady to take a drastic course of action. Desperate to rid herself of the newfound perplexity, she swallowed an entire cow. How in the world she managed to do this is beyond anyone's comprehension. It would appear very clear that the entirety of this problem could have been avoided if the madam had simply kept her mouth shut. Regardless, the unfortunate saga continued. The lady, obviously very near death, deemed it necessary to get rid of the cow. She swallowed a horse. The internal rupture of her organs became too great at this point, and the lady passed away in great agony.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: An Old Lady died, dude.
Person 2: Oh shit! How?
Person 1: She swallowed a fly
Person 2: n00b
by Oswaldthefourth October 19, 2009
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