limp toaster

a mentally slow human who has the iq of a toaster and can’t get hard

used as an insult,

“you’re a whole limp toaster”

by Krafffffty February 27, 2021

Limp Dick Lesbian

A guy who normally would have no problems getting girls except that he has zero game and most definitely will fuck it up.

Guy 1: “hey check it out, I think that chick’s into Mikey!”
Guy 2: “oh yeah, just wait until he opens his mouth. That limp dick lesbian will scare her away in no time!”

by Kirklovski March 9, 2023

Limp Chipscut

A soggy, oily hot chip that cant stand on its own. Possibly undercooked, over steamed or sat in a bain marie for hours. The most famous Limp Chipscut franchise is said to be Red Roosters. 1 in 10 customers said the were outraged with boxes of limp soggy chips they continually receiving.

"I'm tired of these Limp Chipscuts Red Rooster are selling me. I'm going to KFC where they are not affraid to fry ."

by Aok Pok May 29, 2018

Limp Dick Warrior

Limp Dick Warrior has 3 meanings

1. Somebody who is a complete pussy and this stops them from having any fun and enjoying themselves

2. A person who is incredibly annoying and acts like a dick constantly

3. A proud virgin

“Nah Mason won’t come out tonight he’s being a limp dick warrior”

“I can’t stand jack at all he’s such a limp dick warrior

“Oh no Tommos still a virgin he’s a limp dick warrior”

by Jakey (Tonic The Seshhog) May 30, 2020

limp bizkit

Lord have mercy for this band, because you don't understand how much panning they get from critics, purists, and even Rage Against the Machine.

Personally, I don't care about Limp Bizkit. I'm a fan of rap rock, but I prefer Hollywood Undead. Sorry Fred.

by 7568ino December 25, 2023

Limp Dick Offensive

I want to make one called "The limp dick offensive"
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it

Damn! You must have been pissed about the wet offensive to pull a limp dick offensive

by whodoyouthinkstoopid May 21, 2011

Limp

A pimps bitch also known as a limp. She enjoys head and a good time.

Look at that Limp over there! Damn she thicc.

by Big_Daddy69 August 28, 2019