Liaring

Liaring is the act of lying. You are liaring if you are in the act of telling a lie.

Remy: Wow I thought Ethan was liaring.
Ethan: You mean lying?
Liam: No it's liaring.
Ethan: That's not a word.
Liam: Yes it is stop liaring.

by HoboPav July 10, 2018

Liardius

Refers to a person who has had drunken sex with a really fat chick

How to spot a Liardius:

1. He will claim the next morning to have been blackout. By claiming to be blackout this person both shirks the responsibility for their 'unappetizing' hook-up and avoids having to divulge the vile details of their sexual encounter. Do not be fooled: A Liardius remembers everything from the night before. He is merely trying to hide his secret love for fat girls.

2. You see him the next morning putting his sheets in the wash (washing away both the sweaty fat juice and the shame (metaphorically))

3. He is a premium member of the 'one ton club'.

Warning: In a last ditch effort to avoid the embarrassment of his portly deeds, a Liardius may try to blame his friends/roomates for not stopping him from "making the biggest mistake of his life"(A common Liardius phrase). Again, do not fall for this trick- you no know whats up.

1. Good God, I never figured you for a Liardius.
2. Thats a Liardius for you- what did you expect.
3. He pulled a Liardius

by Yea Ton' September 20, 2006

Pretty Little Liars

A show on ABC Family about stupid girls who don't know how to lock their doors or call 911. It is also a show that makes little to no progress and kills off pretty much everybody and then brings in new people

Girl: hey do you watch Pretty Little Liars?
Guy: No, I don't have the patients, let me know who A is though, if they ever figure it out.

by TooMuch For Life December 30, 2014

Liarna

A girl who is so sure she’s right and will not give up saying it don’t get on her bad side because she will snap beautiful face but she always love to say different liarna is so addicted to her phone and will not leave it alone

Liarna is overall amazing

by Sismab June 9, 2020

Liars

A person who commonly lies. Or tells folk tales. Or in other words yanking your chain. Also They commonly deny telling folk tales or yanking your chain. They are so hip. i like liars. they always keep you guessing.

Ashley: Hey Hailey did you gain weight recently.
Amber: It kind of looks like you did
hailey: uhh... no
Haileys thoughts: OH SHIT yuppers i have been gaining weight 70 pounds in the last 2 months to be exact.

Ashley: pshh you liars.

by bobbybobflay May 27, 2009

liarocracy

Government of liars. Rule by the dishonest. What we basically have in the US today. All politicians are corrupt and full of shit. They will say anything to the public to get elected, and do the opposite once elected. If they tell the truth, it is only accidental. They serve only moneyed interests, but never mention this fact.

Obama promised to get us out of two wars, pass meaningful health care reform, take care of "main street," and "bring change to America." No dice. He is just another member of the liarocracy.

by Dickie Bundle October 19, 2010

liarexic

Someone that lies the amount of food they eat.

Jill: I had a big hamburger with lettuce and tomatoes.

Bob: You are such a liarexic. You had a ham sandwich. Get back in the kitchen.

by piggybutt July 29, 2011