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Tom Leachery

Derived from the term TOM FOOLERY.
TOM LEACHERY (AKA TOM SPONGERY) is the act of imposing excessive dependence on ones parents, siblings, coworkers or friends. Usually a behaviour committed by adult males between the ages of 21 and 30. These grown men refuse to leave the safety and security of their parents home - preferably the basement.
The allure of unlimited high-speed internet, free room, hot meals and a complete lack of real world responsibility is often too much to resist.

This act of Tom Leachery is (in best cases) ignored and (in many cases) despised by the subjects peers. Peers that are forced to live within the daily of confines of a 'normal' adult life: Mortgage/Rent, Car Payments, Marriage/Relationship, Children.

Adults committing acts of Tom Leachery enjoy numerous benefits including; increased cash flow, reduced stress, adequate sleep and a complete inability to sympathize with the their more 'responsible' counterparts.
What's with him these days? He's bought three bikes in the past month and damn he's gotten fast.

What do you expect? The biggest concern he faces each day ranges from 'did mom wash my underwear' to 'will dad leave enough gas in the Camry'.

I know, we can't be the only ones sick of his Tom Leachery...anyone call his parents?
by Anthony's Replacement June 12, 2008
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leathermouth

Dancing Pillow Person: Have you heard Leathermouth's new cd?
Person: Yeah it was fucking awesome!
Dancing Pillow Person: I'ma gonna eat you now. *munch munch munch* Blue lemons love me and you're jealous. Bye yarr I eat yarn. Hello.

Leathermouth lives
by edgar allan poe.. i think January 12, 2008
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Leyther

A person that originates form Leigh. Normally found at Hilton Park on Sundays at 3.00pm. Hates pie eaters
by jonathan taylor November 19, 2003
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Leathermouth

Hardcore noise that makes the whole world sing. Leathermouth consists of::
Frank-Throat
Steve-Drums
Andrew-Bass
Bobbie-Guitar
Vincent-Guitar
They are part of the Skeleton Crew family.
They are said to have an album coming out in September of 2007.
Their street Team is kicking ass and taking names.
Sick Growl
Leathermouth makes the noise that lets the whole world sing.
Leathermouth will melt your face off.
Leathermouth don't give a f*ck what you think.
by Leathermouth Street Team January 2, 2009
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Leathered as a handlebar

Being in a state of of extreme drunkenness, but unable to vocalise the much more reasonable, 'Leathered as a handbag". i.e: the inability to identify the real phrase of the moment, instead reeling off many similar sounding phrases.

Any variation of the above is acceptable.
i.e: Leathered as a satchel
Satcheled as a handle bag,
Handlebaged as a leather.
Most variants are welcome.
"Mate, are you going to come on the beers tonight?"

"No thank you mate, I'm leathered as a handlebar".
by Anti Valmont December 2, 2009
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Latheration

When your nuts are sticky and you put baby powder on them to get them in that perfect state of latheration.
by Small Puertorican January 29, 2008
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lethers

A complete tank, a little short but has alot of muscle. He seems to pull many girls and can usually be found at the gym.
Lethers you fucking tank !!!
by gokwan August 19, 2009
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