laying the mayo

When a man pulls out his junk then the other guy lay's his sperm on the other guys penis. ( cock , dick , dick-hole).

1. Jerry layed on that dude last night.

2. The mayo was fresh.

( laying the mayo )

by Masterbating monkey May 25, 2014

here of lay

This phrase was used in the 50's and 60's instead of saying the word lately.

Here of lay I haven't been feeling well.

by JoeyBomm October 14, 2021

lay and stay

A relationship brought on by a sexual interaction which results in a child, forcing the couple to stay together for the child's benefit

"how did that girl end up with that guy?"
"that was from a lay and stay. they hooked up one night, and now have a baby"

by danv246 September 20, 2015

Gay for a lay

A girl pretending to be a lesbian/bisexual to garner more male attention

Sean: Dude Amy and Tiffany are making out! Is Amy gay?
Danielle: No. She's just gay for a lay. Her fuck buddy David is losing interest in her so she's doing what she knows best to keep his attention.

by anon6842 September 9, 2012

richard lai

A koreaboo and weeaboo

Richard Lai

by Not achang June 25, 2023

Laying in Rape

When a female is prepared for a sexual incounter, but is pretenting to sleep so she doesn't have to initiate, or can pretend that she wasn't expecting it.

Dan: Dude, did u get some?
Fred: Yea she was acting like she was sleeping, but she had condom and no panties.
Dan: she was totally laying in rape.

by Mama is NuckinFutz September 14, 2010

lay a fart

(variants: cut, let, rip, or crack may replace lay)

to flatuate

He laid the worst fart I had ever smelled.

by Light Joker July 29, 2005