Kyle

An extremely angery straight kid who's parents seperated at a young age. generally seen wearing a flat bill or snap back, calvin klein underwear, and an oversized belt. Drinks nothing but monster and has never seen a razor in his life. Don't make fun of him or he'll have a tantrum. Opposite of eugene and hates chads.

If you see a Kyle, offer a monster and he won't slash your tires.

by Aktually July 2, 2019

Kyle

A common name for generic people. Typically, a dude with a tiny hips who is a little more masculine than anybody asked for.

"Kyle fucked Evelyn last night while she was passed out in his bed at the party"

by Fucktrumpdenny November 14, 2018

Kyle

Naturally good at everything. Don't need practice for anything. We beat Zach's and Dylan's at everything

Kyle is awesome. Chuck Norris praises Kyle.

by Mr peenut butter September 10, 2019

Kyle

Drinks monster and punches dry wall

I’m Kyle and I punch dry wall and drink monster

by GOT NO DAD September 9, 2021

Kyle

Slams his head through a wall while drinking monster or just beats you

Kyle stop owwwww

by Yfwb <3 October 17, 2019

Kyle

The king of the Monster Energy stash. He drinks it all the time You better get on this guy's good side. If this is failed guard your drywall or it will be punched.

Random Human: Eh, I don't really like Mountain Dew.

Kyle: SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW

by sk00bi May 18, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is a one of a kind. He is kind, loving, sensitive to people's emotions and always tries to make you feel good/better in anyway he can. Sadly, he is very insecure, always thinking his worth is... Worthless. But that isn't the case. Quite the opposite actually. Despite having this insecurity for himself, he pours so much love into his loved ones, making them feel good about themselves, even though he should do that for himself. When he has feelings for someone, you know. The way he makes someone feel is unique and pure and rare - you can't and shouldn't lose it. He is such a unique person, knowing so much, doing so much in his life, doing the things he loves - one wonders how he has the time! But that's what makes him so amazing. He is a die-hard otaku, weeb, whatever you want to call it, and has an attraction to tsunderes apparently - but if you're that tsundere, you won't be complaining. All in all, one should never lose a Kyle, as stated so many times, whether that certain Kyle has been in your life a day, a week, a month - you just know. God bless Kyle.

Friend 1: So I heard you've been talking to Kyle?
Friend 2: Of course I have! Who wouldn't?
Friend 1: You're right... Who wouldn't, he's one of a kind isn't he?
Friend 2: He really is: all Kyles are.

by Rjrjrjrj March 25, 2020