Kyle

Kyle loves punching dry wall and fucking shit up. He’s not angry or nothin. Lifes just more fun when you are drinking monster and playing the five finger knife game during dinner.

Yo Kyle are we going to that party later?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

I shit an upper decker in your toilet.

Damn, you just Kyle’d a Kyle

by Senior69 December 19, 2019

Kyle

A man with an enormous addiction to Monster energy drinks and always has them handy in times of need

“Where did you get all those monster?”
“Kyle…”

by King Shlook April 29, 2019

Kyle

That one guy who vapes every 5 seconds. He's drywalls number one enemy and has almost had a heart attack every day of his life from drinking monster energy.

Bro how has Kyle not died yet he drinks so much monster

by Kyle_Monsterdestroyer May 21, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is fucktard (I say this with love) who can make you laugh to the point of crying. So what do you do if you meet a Kyle, well chances are you he is not going to open up any time soon. Many don’t want to burden other with their endless thought and ideas.

Kyle’s a fucktard, but a loveable one.

by Suspect Fresh May 29, 2019

Kyle

A nice, quiet guy who goes completely bonkers when exposed to Monster Energy

Nolan: Hey Kyle, whats going o—
Kyle: UNLEASH THE BEAST MOTHERFUCKER

by eforce222 June 6, 2019

Kyle

A man who has monster drinks as his blood. Plastic chains as his veins. Camo sagging joggers with military boots. A black jacket unzipped with a white shirt inside. Uses a motorcycle helmet even though he only rides a black bicycle. He's american. He's blonde. He talks like a surfer boi. And he vapes too so, yeh.

Kyle : sick vibes dude
Kyle 2 : yeh vibes, vibes.
Kyle : just got these black airpods for like $350 dude.
Kyle 2 : damn son, i only have white ones.

by Cloudd June 9, 2019

Kyle

A motherfucker that likes Mountain Dew and punching walls

Kyle punched his wall while drinking Mountain Dew he is a crazy mother fucker

by Kyle the awesome mother fucker June 17, 2019