kidney shot

A punch to the kidney by a silent assasian who generally sneaks up on the victim from behind. The assualt usually occurs during a night of drunken debauchery. Depending on the severity of the attack, lingering pain my last for an extended period of time.

"Hey Pat, let's sneak up on Nate and give his drunk ass a kidney shot he'll fell in the morning! Then lets go soccor ball."

by C Murder2 November 10, 2008

kindercrush

the act of liking someone in a kindergarden way.

A crush that you could get over in a few weeks.

Yo nick do you like that girl?

Yeah shes cute, I kind of have a kindercrush on her now.

by Lindsay7633 October 29, 2008

Kidney Break

A nice way to say you have to stop to go piss.

I got a take a Kidney Break.

by Judge dredd7 September 20, 2011

Kidney Dimples

Kidney Dimples is a term used to describe someone who is in a state of arrogance and is oblivious to his or her own nonsense. The phrase routes back to 2006 when someone wrongly defined back dimples as kidney dimples and also stated that everyone had them when they are in fact genetic.

Larry went kidney dimples the other day when he started rambling on how he thought the actor who played Frances on Malcolm in the Middle was Neil Patrick Harris, even though we told him it wasn't true.

by WinifriedPaulletta November 3, 2013

kidney killer

When you mix an energy drink, alcohol, & sport drink together in one; It hurts your kidneys.

"Damn! That Kidney Killer fucked me up last night!"

by xXRain_LithiumXx April 12, 2016

kinderägg

A swedish word: when someone is a brunette but has a blonde brain (when someone is kind of stupid)

Sarah is such a kinderägg, she might have brow hair but she's dumb like a blonde person. Although she does come with a suprise

by Ceraunphile May 30, 2016

kinderly

She is the sweetest, kindest, and generous person I've met. She usually has brown hair with blonde streaks and brown eyes. She usually works at a fast food place like Subway, and denies her relationship with a certain brunette boy. Kinderly usually has four siblings, excluding a foreign exchange student. However, what many might not know is that Kinderly is extremely kinky and loves foot sucking, rubber wearing, pee on me, fruit-fuckin, candle wax dripping, long fingernail scraping, tossed salad eatin, multiple partner having, she-male, oil drenched, chocolate sauce, whipped cream covered, vibrator using, dressed up, band in thirty states type of sex. She is bossy and conceited, and doesn't know how to give a proper blow job.

"Wow, you're so nice! Don't turn into a Kinderly."

by cum-sucker-6969666 May 4, 2017