Konetzy

A rare breed of human who operates at a constant 1% battery life but 100% sexual tension. To be a Konetzy is to be the human equivalent of a "Check Engine" light: you know something is wrong, it’s probably expensive to fix, but you’re going to keep driving it anyway because the ride is too much fun.

A Konetzy is usually the person who can charm their way out of a speeding ticket and into your bedroom in the same breath, likely while wearing a shirt they found in a dryer three minutes ago. They have the unique ability to make "bad ideas" sound like "spiritual journeys."

konetzy is a nig

by Kwistyy December 27, 2025

Mari koistinen

Mari koistinen is amazing person and like books
and like to read them

guy 1 : its Mari Koistinen
guy 2 : Omg!!!!

by KANAKARTSU October 29, 2019

Kaley Koester

The most beautiful,caring,sweet,motivated, and considerate girl in the world

That is Kaley Koester

by anonymous January 12, 2021

Isepin kontol

Inhaling penis in a wildly manner

Last night, I isepin kontol

by oranggoblog October 20, 2022

Demetrios S Kontos

GayLord, who says random crap at the end of the bus and ends up being bullied but you're still friends with him because you feel bad. He's the kind of person that would go touch kids around the block and blame it on the icecream man who always sells ice cream to little kids outside school.

omg theres a demetrios
Demetrios S Kontos: wierd kid

by Digital_Grim October 5, 2017

Kind Khristan Konservative

Conservatives who pretend to be caring and concerned individuals while simultaneously justifying the abuse of any minorities that happen to cross their radar

It's so Christlike how those Kind Khristan Konservatives justified shooting that unarmed black guy in the back while he was trying to get that Guatemalan toddler out of that cage

by MURICA F YEAH June 25, 2018

muka lo kayak kontol

You have a beautiful soul.

I'm dating you because muka lo kayak kontol, Riri.

by bobadrinkforever November 23, 2021