Ryan Johnson

Evil takes a human form in Ryan Johnson . Don't be fooled, because he may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, he is so much more than that.

Did you see Ryan Johnson basically grope that girl in class
yeah grody

by Turtle127359 February 22, 2019

Ben Johnson

Slang for "blow job"

Friend: Yeah, my girlfriend and I watched a movie together last night.

You: Did Ben Johnson ever show up?

Friend: No man, he must've been out of town.

by DeadlyRed July 12, 2010

James Johnson

A guy who will turn out successful.

(James Johnson can't be explained)

by XMdj October 25, 2011

Flaming Johnson

When you put Franks Hot Sauce around your penis then stick it in her vagina. On occasion It will give her a rash. Works well as a lubricant.

My boyfriend just gave me a Flaming Johnson. With his huge dick it finally went in but I developed a rash.

by Brett Walshaw April 1, 2008

Scott Johnson

Steve "Scott" Johnson (1953 - 2013) was an American cartoonist, podcaster and slave. He founded Frogpants Studios, known for their underground gangster movement. Steve has also been featured on the TWiT network with Leo Laporte and other celestial objects. He lives in Utah with his family and two Russian hostages. Steve also hosts Nerdtacular, an annual convention for people who generally fail in society.

Turpster: Where's Scott Johnson?
Scott Johnson: IN YOUR BASEMENT!

by Brittish Turpster September 27, 2010

Gary Johnson

An amazing candidate. Honestly the only candidate even worth a damn in these 2016 elections. Unfortunately highly unlikely to win the presidency due to Donald Trump's and Hillary Clinton's supporters being so blind to their lies and following them like sheep.

If people actually voted without obsessing over labels like "liberal", "conservative", "Democrat", or "Republican" and started to LOOK at the people running and what they've actually gotten done and accomplished as leaders, then candidates like Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton would've gotten blown out of the water by Gary Johnson before the election even started.

by SomewhatOfALibertarian August 13, 2016

Adam Johnson

Famous footballer caught for being a pedophile the use of his name being a different was to call someone a nonce

"Did you hear James Hepburn shagged a 15 year old"

"Yep he's an Adam Johnson"

by HepburnisaBitchboi March 17, 2019