Jebus

The cousin of Jesus.

Kid - "Did Jesus have any relatives?"
Pastor - "Well. He had a cousin Jebus."

by Jeff Belcher February 9, 2007

Jebus

An expression of surprise when something shocking or unexpected occurs

Jebus chrism that cumshot was long!

by Hellfired December 16, 2008

Jebus

The correct spelling of Jeebus, according to the Simpsons guides.

"Help! Save me, Jebus!"

by The S April 12, 2005

JENS

The best of the best. Much better than Petter, Erlend, Torje, Werner, Franz and Ermal. Biggest penis of them all.

I wish i was l like jens

by IKKENOLEDIGNAVNFORFAEN October 7, 2016

jenks

A huge cock that is proudly on display.

"Sniff my f****ing jenks bitch"

by Stevie121312 December 28, 2005

Jenius

The middle name of the president of America, often mistaken for Jewish as he loves them so much.

Ryan: “man the president loves jewish people so much”
Chris: “no Ryan it doesn’t stand for Jewish it stands for Jenius”

by the token idiot September 29, 2020

Jens

Arguably the nicest and most chill guy you'll ever meet. Jens is a man of intellect and kindness and also has a massive cock that attracts and make all the girls want him.

Girl 1: My bf has the biggest dick ever
GIrl 2: OMG what a Jens

by guffeliguf June 8, 2021