Sexy Jebus

An utterance often screamed out after a terrifying or startling instance.

"Oh Sexy Jebus! Oh Sexy Jebus, help meh!"

by Marauder Shagger February 7, 2009

Crusty Jebus

A new strain of highly contagious fast acting STI, consisting of dried mucus around the genitalia. Very commonly spread in party’s set in the 80s.

Johnny gave Sandy his crusty jebus last night

by Hugh_jackmeoff October 7, 2018

4th Jebendia

A cool discord server that's full of stupid weeaboos and beautiful people like Gnatty.

(Charles The Based) Here ye, here ye I am the leader of 4TH JEBENDIA
(Gnatty) K
(FadeD) I love HotDogMom!
(Gnatty) Freak.

(HotDogMom) Heyyyy
(Gnatty) Sicko

by Jsminey0688525 December 3, 2021

jebus

A word originaly used by Homer Simpson while on a rafting trip full of mishap and adventure and later when he became a missionary.

"Save me Jebus!" (extra ten letters)

by Matt Jack June 27, 2006

Jebus

Originally used in an episode of Family Guy in the end of their 1999 season, by cardinals reading through the bible. Later used by the Simpsons' Homer when he became a missionary. Now, it's just slang for anything from Jesus to shrooms.

"On page ---, it says Jebus, isn't supposed to say Jesus?"
"SAVE ME JEBUS!"
"Sweet Jebus, don't touch me there!"

by The Real Slim Jebus October 10, 2005

Jebus

The Short Bus Cult Messiah. Forum Admin on AT. A beer drinking Canuck who preys on the intelligence of the Sh*tlisted.

SL'r: "My brother must of disconnected after it was done"
Jebus: "You and your Brother can enjoy Public Purgatory, while felating each other in the back seat of the Short Bus"

by The Real Jebus July 8, 2006

Jebus

Non-union Mexican equivalent of jesus.

Jebus got shot runnin 'cross the border...

by William Nownes April 21, 2005