January 12 

January 12th is national breakdown day

Why are you having a breakdown? Today January 12th is national breakdown day havent you heard?

January 12 by Sadbitch98 January 12, 2020

January 21 

One of the many give a girl your hoodie days:)

Girl: hey can I have your hoodie

Someone else:no
Girl: but it’s January 21
Someone else: fine

January 21 by The poco loco child January 20, 2020

January 11, 2024

The day 9/11 will officially become funny, as all tragedies become funny after 22.3 years.

I can't wait to start telling my best bin Laden jokes on January 11, 2024.

January 11, 2024 by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. June 9, 2011

January 8th 

The day an absolute GOD is born.
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She is also a whore.

Oml she is such a god she must be born on January 8th.

January 8th by Christ all mighty November 18, 2019

January 17 

People who are born on this day are the best! They are kind, hard working, flexible, and very pretty.

Did you know that her birthday is January 17th?

That explains everything!

January 17 by And I opp sksksksk November 23, 2019

january 10 

a day where extremley loyal people are born. they are hard working and really positive,

she was born on january 10, she's such a ray of sunshine.

january 10 by abcdefghijklmn_12345 October 19, 2019

January 18 

Yall better appreciate me is ma moutherfuking birthday biatch. Hahaha. I have the spirit of lord farquaad. U violated the law

'Appreciate meeeeee it's January 18'
'okay then'

January 18 by Lord fricking farquaad October 30, 2019