People who are named Jan Pono are brutally honest, sarcastic, has the world's sexiest legs, overall super sexy and most importantly thicc.
Ava: Whow she's pretty thicc.
Ana: Chill out mate, but yeah I agree. Just look at her legs!
Olive: Hell yeah, she's a total bae! Her name's probably Jan Pono.
Ana: Chill out mate, but yeah I agree. Just look at her legs!
Olive: Hell yeah, she's a total bae! Her name's probably Jan Pono.
by Jamal Has the nine October 14, 2020
Get the Jan Pono mug.A true friend. The best boyfriend you will ever get. Extremely nice yet sometimes a douche. Very caring and sweet, not to forget handsome and tall. He is a very good hugger and is pretty good at fucking. Doesn't really like horror (more like Hates it) and is a sporty lad. Will most of the times be there for you even if you're not there for him. He likes the good stuff kinda music and isn't very artistic. He's rather sweet though. He's a very awesome dude and a great memer
Person 1: "Omg did you see that guy?"
Person 2: "Yes, that's Jan-Dieke, he's awesome"
Person 1: "Duhh"
Person 2: "Yes, that's Jan-Dieke, he's awesome"
Person 1: "Duhh"
by niggerfagimus September 8, 2017
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