James

James is a name known for being bare sexy. James is So hot he melts women with the look he gives them

"JAMES GAVE ME THE LOOK IM GETTING LAID TN" pog

by eshaykatlabob April 7, 2021

James

Stinky, clingy, scavenger like creature. Can often be found trying to fit in with the rest of society, but failing. Always mistakes excessive use of “fuck” and “cunt” as being comedic. Can be detected from miles away by the stench of its unbathed body and unwashed clothes. Any sandwich devoured by a James must be squished flat repeatedly between his dirty booger picks. Is also excluded from group events to avoid mass chaos that will be unleashed from the consumption of alcohol.

Person1: Whats that god awful stench

Person2: That would be James

by Dr PickleTickler February 26, 2020

James

The most loyal person who you’d ever know and is very romantic. James also is the friend who loves to haveDoritos and mouton dew and easily hit trick shots. James usually has 7+ Inches of penis to bless a lady with.

“James blessed his lady with his 7 inch penis”

by The 1 inch wonder March 25, 2021

James

James is a person who is good at everything, extremely smart and wise, and pretty much the nicest guy you'll ever meet. James enjoys looking down upon other people and will lose his temper easily if insulted, though, so never test his patience.

"Hey James, whats up?"

"Not too much man how have you been?!"

"I'm talking to James, so pretty great!"

by dr.(s)laughter774774774736r April 19, 2021

James

Is the best person you know and is better then you with a 7 foot pp

Wow he’s got huge dick must be james

by Randomlychosename33 June 28, 2022

James

Fuckin badass best minecraft player in the world. The botched be line up to see him. Best builder and redstone on the world. Know as grumbo .

Dang James is the best

by Jameson the greatest October 4, 2019

James

extremely large dick (which he has a 4 foot long armoured case for), abs and biceps; oh yeah dont forget the triceps. he is constantly followed by a cults-worth of women who stick to him like iron filings on a magnet. has loads of girlfiriends and they all know about each other but decide to share him because he is just too good to have on your own. enemies include: teddy of gaycurlyhairland, jake, lord of pigeons, joseph of the rabbits XDDDDD, eugene the saltsmith, daohui of ching chong and alex of glasses XDDDDD. most likely to invite to a dinner party: casey neistat, keemstar and ksi.

Hot Woman 1: Are you worshipping James tonight?
Hot Woman 2: Wouldn't miss it for the world

by reallycooljames October 17, 2020