Shaft jacking

Shaft jacking: shaft jacking is a way of inserting a fully loaded smack needle into ones penis when all other normal ports are destroyed.

"had a nightmare last night, got some banging chase in, only turns out all me veins were fucked. So I ended up shaft jacking"

by Salopty December 31, 2016

shit joking

Ya nobody knows what this means

"I was just shit joking duh"

by 256843568744 August 28, 2017

Semi joking

When your kind of joking, it's a joke but somewhat not

I was semi joking when I asked her to be my girl

by Don't be plaued September 20, 2017

Chain jacking

Chain jacking is a term used by the masturbation community, where three men stand in a row and simultaneously masturbate together

David, Deondre and Henry had a chain jacking session at noon

by Tttttt1 August 26, 2018

Spite Jacking

When someone tells you you shouldn't jack off (at a specific time, in a specific place or in general) and you wanna jack off just to spite them

Person 1 : well, don't get off at work, you exhibitionist
Person 2 : now i kinda want to get off at work just to spite you
Person 1 : spite jacking

by KeepCalmAndTrustMagnus January 3, 2019

Bus Jacking

If you are traveling in a crowded public Bus, standing and holding a bus strap and if you see a pretty woman standing and holding a bus strap in front of you, you dry hump the woman without getting noticed. This is called Bus Jacking.

He was Bus Jacking the beautiful woman until the cum came

by Jack_95 August 29, 2020

Text juking

Text juking refers to the rapid fire method of a texting sender switching topics during a text conversation before the recipient(s) can respond causing delayed responses and directional confusion - similar to a quick football move.

Text Juker: (Sends Twitter link about nuclear fallout)
Recipient: (Checks link. Skims)
Text Juker: (Replying to earlier topic) “Like my stepfather would say, ‘She looks like she was rode hard and put away wet."’
Recipient: (Starts typing response to nuclear fallout)
Text Juker: “I think I’m going to join Scientology today!”
Recipient: (Deletes response. Now typing response to Scientology)
Text Juker: (Sends a photo of bats having sex)
Recipient: (Replies with a bunch of “ha ha’s” . Creates new meme about Text Juker switching topics like the Fast and Furious changes gears. Checks Urban Dictionary for “Text Juking” term)

by Tess Tickular March 9, 2021