jade is a hot damn tamale

or wide set vagina

she is usually scared of ketchup

she normally loves ashleys

hates fishing
1. damn that has to be a jade over there

2. my dick fell right out of that jade

3. shes scared of ketchp ? must be a jade

4. ashley rocks the bed at night whoot

5. i went fishing in my own turkey now my sweater stinks of musty vagina
by bigbootyhoeyoyo November 6, 2013
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Can be 'insensible'?
Like in Aerosmith's song?
If don't, help me!
'Cause I'm the one that jaded you
by themeron August 8, 2007
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drinking a lot of alcohol and being really tipsy and drunk...youd be jaded
by hmm December 8, 2004
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Jade is a girl who like to suck dingalings and like to play with their vagina and desperate for anyone she could find.
by Stanky booty boy October 1, 2011
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a bad ass girl whos down to fuck anytime anywhere if you give her candy corn first. a really good friend that doesnt always make sense but always wants the best for you. super hot and kinda sensitive but will rock your ass at any sport.
guy1: BRO my girlfriend just beat the shit out of my dick! all i had to do is give her candy corn!
guy2: what a jade your girlfrind is!
by pinkkitty3 January 8, 2019
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AN AMZING BLESSING NEVER LET HER GO OR ELSE SHE WILL BEAT YOUR ASS UP
I LOVE JADE
by October 8, 2020
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