Lily jones

Lily jones :amazing

Lily jones is the best person ever

by Lilyjonesje April 30, 2022

harvey jones

A Harvey Jones is a boy who tends to play girls, he sits on his backside thinking he is the king. Most girls won’t fall to his feet and he has to be told NO a few times before he gets it. One of a Harvey Jones’ favourite things to do is do illegal things... I’ll let you guess what that is.

Morgan wanted to kiss Tash whilst he was seeing Macy... He’s such a Harvey Jones

by User1832 October 15, 2018

Whitfield Jones

The type of man you would ride horse back through the alps with while telling tales of your childhood hooligan antics of the good old days with the sewer rats.

The mans a real Whitfield Jones

by Ray Harbarch May 18, 2021

Paedo Jones

A generic moniker for any creepy old man who you suspect as being a paedophile.

Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.

Yo bro, why didn’t you turn up at my kick ass bbq yesterday.

Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones

by Rookie boi July 2, 2018

Rexton Jones

NPC

Wow that guy is so bland, it's almost like he's a Rexton Jones

by Beder Griffin July 8, 2022

Mustard Jones

When playing an FPS video game, specifically with the homies, whenever you top frag, and top frag only for damage. You can call yourself Mustard Jones.

"Wow, I just did 4.6 thousand damage this game and y'all barely have 2 thousand total. I am hard Mustard Jones'ing"

by Mustard Jones November 2, 2022

Dan Jones

Legend; the man who can talk sh*t about anybody and always have a great comeback

Invented the term " Choking the rat"

That dan jones is a savage!
Dan jones is a comedic genius

by Doofrey_12 October 1, 2018