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Jaron

Jaron - a man who takes your breath away everytime you see him. Your thoughts leave your head and your instincts take over, leaving you vulnerable and willing to follow his command. If you are ever lucky enough to wake up next to this man, you know you finally are HOME and your heart will finally rest easier.
Someday I'll wake up with my Jaron.
by lunaticapples February 6, 2010
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Jason bourne

Jason Bourne is a kick ass former CIA op, until he got amnesia and lost ONE mission. After that he tried to find out who he was (it took him almost three movies to do so.) Oh did i mention hes in three movies: The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, and The Bourne Ultimatum.) His birth name is David Webb, the CIA named him Jason Bourne. His girlfriends name was Marie. He also killed alot of people
Person 1- Do you know who the kick ass guy was in The Bourne Ultimatum?
Person 2- Yea, his name was Jason Bourne.
by vJason Bournex February 20, 2011
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Jason

A Jason is often the name of the guy who can walk into a room with such swagger that Chicks and Dicks will gawk as soon as he enters a room. Chicks tend to love hanging out "downtown" all night with him.

His strut is undeniably sexy as is his taste in Classic Detroit Muscle Cars and watermelons.

He is so Cute and Yummy that he gets away with a 2 pack of Abs versus 6 for everyone else.
Example #1:

Girls night out girl #1: Sheila! Quick, look, 12 o'clock! Who's that fly sexy m0therfawker walking across the bar with his shirt off?

Girls night out girl #2: Oh that's just Jason and his 2 pack, I'd "Go Downtown" on that again!

Example #2:

Hey, is that Vinny in the IROC Z Camaro? No, that's just my Boyfriend Jason. He's only dating me cause he loves my "Watermelons". He's always asking me to "Go Downtown" with him in his car, I feel special!

Reference:
To "Go Downtown" - often referred to as a going down on a dude, fellatio, playing the skin flute, shellacking, a blow job, a suck job, a hoover vacuum cleaner, etc.
by IHeartJason.com November 28, 2010
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Jamongalope

A south eastern fruit that can sometimes be used as a japanese tampon. It is also edible and more flavorful after use.
Q: Hey Cory, did your mom feed Kathy her jamongalope?
A: Eat a dick, jeniferjamongalopezdispenserville.
by Steve J G October 16, 2008
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Jason

the only name that can be spelled through 5 months of the year.
J - July
A - August
S- September
O - October
N - November

"Jason is a very unique name"
by qu ack March 7, 2008
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jesus christ its jason bourne

this is what the black guy says in the new Jason bourne movie.
I use this phrase when I see someone in my opinion, cooler than me.
Guy1: yo dude look who just walked into the bar!
Guy2: jesus Christ its Jason bourne!
by The guy with website humor February 14, 2017
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Jason Heyward

Atlanta Braves outfielder a.k.a. where electricity comes from.
Jason Heyward is a god among boys.
by Melvin5000 July 15, 2010
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