Jasmine

-An extremely idiotic person.
-A person who can't understand, even the most simple things.
-A person who's at 40 yrs of age but has a mind of a 4-yr old.

My 6 yr old niece is smarter than her. She's a Jasmine.

by lilcato77 November 14, 2019

Jasmine

Jasmine is a total player/hoe. She seems genuinely kind and caring, but that's just because she's bored and wants to see if she can break your heart. Once she loses interest, she will throw you to the curb. She is hot and dangerous.

Guy1: Omg Jasmine just texted me
Guy2: Be careful man, she's toxic

by dwight_shrute April 2, 2019

Jasmine

Jasmine is one of the most beautiful people in the world. She has a incredible sense of humor.She is really one of the funniest people you will ever meet. She is always their for you no matter what. Once you know one make sure that they become you’er friend.She has incredible fashion taste every one looks to her for inspiration. Every thought she has lots of friends she will always know who her true friends are. She is really active in sports.She probably does stuff like dance or gymnastics or cheerleading something like that. She loves food that’s one of her favorite things. Even though she might not be clear about who she likes all the guys have big crush on her.

Boy: Hey do you know Jasmine can I get her number.
Girl: No you can’t because she’s too good for you!
Boy: Why?
Girl: I can’t let my best friend be with just anybody.

by Dojobro April 24, 2019

Jasmine

Jasmine is a girl who thinks that she is the best friend that you will ever have but once you really get to know her she can be the bitchiest person in the world. a back stabber and will leave you crying POINT BLANK PERIODT.

girl 1: oh wow isn't jasmine so nice?
girl 2: ha you thought wrong.

by singlepringle0307 May 23, 2019

Jasmine

Jasmine

A melt who never answers her phone. A regular thumb sucker ,Jasmine often refers to unfunny situations as ‘Jokes.’

‘I’m sorry ,but JASMINE can’t come to the phone right now’

by shaxe44 May 23, 2019

Jasmine

Jasmine likes to eat her poop. This is very disturbing. Once in school, she pooped on the floor, but she was too lazy to clean it up so she sat on it. This poor girl, all she wanted was some friends, but her pooped stopped her from having any. She. Had. DIHAREAH.

Jasmine is funny

by Child!!!! June 11, 2019

jasmine

Jasmines are liars but very cute any guy would be lucky to have them

Jasmine is so beautiful

by itstruedefinitions December 9, 2017