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Jasmine

Jasmine likes to eat her poop. This is very disturbing. Once in school, she pooped on the floor, but she was too lazy to clean it up so she sat on it. This poor girl, all she wanted was some friends, but her pooped stopped her from having any. She. Had. DIHAREAH.
Jasmine is funny
by Child!!!! June 11, 2019
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Jasmine

Jasmine is an extremely nice person. She's the type of girl to text you when you're down, and send you a picture of a Puppy. She will most likely want to date a Josh, Tom, Richard, or a Cameron so look out for her roughish smile, boys!
She says she's ugly but really she's just plain. Her smile will light up a room though.
You have to constantly give her attention and compliments, or she starts to doubt herself.
Person 1: omg who's that, she's begging for attention from Richard!
Person 2: No, that's just because she likes him. She's usually quite shy and not very talkative.

P1: Omg her smile is so pretty! Who's that?
P2: That's jasmine, she's really funny and nice.
by Thememeskeepcoming July 9, 2019
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Jasmine

Jasmine likes toes and has a piss kink
Have you heard about Jasmine?
Apparently she has a foot fetish and a piss kink
by Doreamon December 26, 2021
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JASMINE

A good friend sweet once you first meet her but a devil, You would be lucky to have a bestfriend like her she's sweet, smart, intelligent, bad asf, and a little diva-ish devil love her.
For example living without jasmine is like living with your Iphone.
by _.its.princess_btw May 30, 2018
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Jasmine

Jasmine is a girl who thinks that she is the best friend that you will ever have but once you really get to know her she can be the bitchiest person in the world. a back stabber and will leave you crying POINT BLANK PERIODT.
girl 1: oh wow isn't jasmine so nice?
girl 2: ha you thought wrong.
by singlepringle0307 May 23, 2019
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Jasmine

Jasmine is a total player/hoe. She seems genuinely kind and caring, but that's just because she's bored and wants to see if she can break your heart. Once she loses interest, she will throw you to the curb. She is hot and dangerous.
Guy1: Omg Jasmine just texted me
Guy2: Be careful man, she's toxic
by dwight_shrute April 2, 2019
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Jasmine

A self centered bitch that always puts on an excessive amount of lip gloss
"Wow, did you see jasmine?"
"Yeah, her lips are crusty as fuck"
"Im suprised shes always putting on a pound of lipgloss everyday"
by Getthatdickandgo October 27, 2019
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