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she is a funny and interesting girl. She likes sharpies lol just kidding. She likes to have a good time and doesn’t like bitches who screw her over so watch out or she will shove a 6.5 dildo up your ass.
me- hey

jahlyn- stfu
jahlyn by ciara m March 30, 2019

Jazlyn Syndrome 

Jazlyn Syndrome is a malignant disability that is only found present in females, symptoms of this disability may include the following; Low or mediocre IQ, lack of basic common sense and motor skills, having an infatuation with multiple males at once and passing it off as just being “friendly”.

The individuals who are unfortunate enough to be born this way may display the following behaviors, displaying an obsession with one or more people while also claiming to have a significant other, when confronted about these behaviors they assume an innocent act as if no wrongdoing was ever taking place. Oh, and just being a weird trifling bitch overall.
Yo did you hear what Mary did last night?

Yeah man, she definitely has Jazlyn Syndrome.
Jazlyn Syndrome by KureRaian September 14, 2021
A creepy and weird person they are the type to commit school shootings
Jaylyn put me on his hitlist
Jaylyn by UrbanDicts November 5, 2021
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jalyna by Jay Jay is sexy April 15, 2014
Jaidyn’s a dumb ass teenager that can’t do anything for herself. She highly relies on her friends and family to do everything for her. She’s a spoiled brat who gets away with everything, because her parents don’t want to believe that she’s actually a terrible person. She’s lowkey a hoe. Like... big time. Her weak ass lungs and stupid asthma keep her from showing off all her cool vaping tricks. She usually only hangs out with one or two other people at a time and fails all of her classes but doesn’t. give. a. fuck.
Guy one: “Bro did you just see that girl? She’s a total hoe.”
Guy two: “Hell yeah she is. Her name must be Jaidyn.”
Guy three: “I heard she has to retake geometry because she got a 48 on her final.”
Guy Two: “I’d still tap that.”
Jaidyn by yobromylife’sajoke March 2, 2019
A fucking bitch.. like the kind of white girl that braids cornrows in their hair and has pink walls.
A: Hey remember her? She seems like a Jaelynn..

C: omg yes she does I’m pretty sure she’s obnoxious enough to be one