ivaan

Ivaan is the largest thing in the universe. He is comparable to khyle schiserlkdfjds's ding dong.

Bob - Where is ivaan
Nicholas - Everywhere

by LewisQC February 11, 2019

Ivan

has a 12 inch cock

man i wanna get railed by ivan tonigh!

by pussydestroyer900042069 February 4, 2021

Ivan Toney

A 25 year old footballer known as the best striker in the history of the EFL. Fresh from an extraordinary season, Toney is England’s expected number 9 for this summer’s European Championships, replacing serial bottler Harry Kane.

Ivan Toney was just unstoppable today

by KnowerOfBaII April 22, 2021

Ivan

Has abs

Yes,

The hottest mf you’ll ever see 😩
He can play tennis with his balls and he lasts 9 hours in bed
He is sweeter than ass hair
And he is very precious and he will buy a deal for 2 at dominos for you

“He is such an Ivan!”
“I want that Ivan to smack my ass like a drum”

by Ivan is hot November 18, 2021

Ivana

Never go near.

O shit that's Ivana better get the fuck out of here.

by Riba1111 December 17, 2021

ivan

A asshole ex bf your stuck on but hes such a manwhore he makes you feel special then randomly just cuts you off and he talks to thousands of girls but hes just so damn fine that you dont care cuz u want him bad in every kind of way you think ivan could possibly like you well your wrong he just wants to use you after ignoring u for a month he talks to you again but it never last with him you would think he cared just a little bit but nahh he dont he always cancels on you and. I thought i was the perfect girl in a non perfect way but im just shit to him but yet i still love him whats wrong with me hes a ivan

Ivan think he found a new bitch he think he found a new bitch she aint no new bitch she a used bitch and she aint got nothing on me

by your hoe that loves you January 1, 2015

Angry Ivan

After having sex with your partner, (preferably missionary with you on top), you get off of your partner and into the sitting position in between their legs, and you kick them as hard as possible in the genitals.

After I got done dropping a load in Jessica, She looked at me wrong, so I gave her the Angry Ivan.

by El Josh December 20, 2004