Person 1: I'm DANGEROUS don't mess with me bro.
Person 2: No way jose
Person 1: Oh yeah? Rahhh!!!! The Demons Are Coming Inside Me!!!!! RAHHHHHHHHHH
Person 2: No way jose
Person 1: Oh yeah? Rahhh!!!! The Demons Are Coming Inside Me!!!!! RAHHHHHHHHHH
by 2qg5 October 31, 2023
Get the The Demons Are Coming Inside Me mug.A process of thinking that is based fundamentally on a few simple steps:
1) Be wrong. If at any time you think you may be right, you have exited the bounds of Ingrid Logic.
2) He who is inferior is always right. If you are the third wheel in a two-person argument and are choosing a side, always make sure to come to the rescue of the weaker party.
3) Deny all attacks on your credibility. Anyone who says you're wrong cannot be right because in your mind, you are NOT wrong.
4) Discredit opponents of Ingrid Logic. If, God forbid, anyone calls you out on suspicion of applying Ingrid Logic, attempt to prove that they themselves are wrong with such clever lines as "no" and "you're mean."
5) Once Ingrid Logic, always Ingrid Logic. You must always resist attempts to convert you into an intelligent person by constantly denying being wrong in the first place. If one were to apply too much pressure in attempting to smartify you, just agree with them but continue to use Ingrid Logic.
If a user of Ingrid Logic is encountered, DO NOT attempt to argue with him/her. Scientists at MIT found in a 2006 study that Ingrid Logic is infallible. Interestingly enough, this is the same study that found the leading cause of brain aneurysms.
1) Be wrong. If at any time you think you may be right, you have exited the bounds of Ingrid Logic.
2) He who is inferior is always right. If you are the third wheel in a two-person argument and are choosing a side, always make sure to come to the rescue of the weaker party.
3) Deny all attacks on your credibility. Anyone who says you're wrong cannot be right because in your mind, you are NOT wrong.
4) Discredit opponents of Ingrid Logic. If, God forbid, anyone calls you out on suspicion of applying Ingrid Logic, attempt to prove that they themselves are wrong with such clever lines as "no" and "you're mean."
5) Once Ingrid Logic, always Ingrid Logic. You must always resist attempts to convert you into an intelligent person by constantly denying being wrong in the first place. If one were to apply too much pressure in attempting to smartify you, just agree with them but continue to use Ingrid Logic.
If a user of Ingrid Logic is encountered, DO NOT attempt to argue with him/her. Scientists at MIT found in a 2006 study that Ingrid Logic is infallible. Interestingly enough, this is the same study that found the leading cause of brain aneurysms.
John: Dude, I'm so pissed.
Sam: Why? What's wrong?
John: Well, I got into an argument with Wheelchair Willy. I kept telling him that JFK was assassinated, but Willy insisted that he died in '89 of a heart attack.
Sam: Well? What happened?
John: Ingrid was walking by and overheard the argument. Once the Ingrid Logic kicked in, I knew I had lost the argument.
Sam: So what did you conclude?
John: JFK died in '89 of a heart attack.
Sam: Why? What's wrong?
John: Well, I got into an argument with Wheelchair Willy. I kept telling him that JFK was assassinated, but Willy insisted that he died in '89 of a heart attack.
Sam: Well? What happened?
John: Ingrid was walking by and overheard the argument. Once the Ingrid Logic kicked in, I knew I had lost the argument.
Sam: So what did you conclude?
John: JFK died in '89 of a heart attack.
by maxthndr September 21, 2008
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1. (n) a state when the inner part
of the anus is extracted out of the anal cavity during anal sex.
2. having your colon pulled out of your anus during anal sex.
of the anus is extracted out of the anal cavity during anal sex.
2. having your colon pulled out of your anus during anal sex.
That bithches ass is so loose that every time I slide my dick out
it looks like an inside out pink sock.
it looks like an inside out pink sock.
by Does not matter May 12, 2006
Get the inside out pink sock mug.Oh man that guy who just chugged all that tanqueray, just started a fight with 6 people. Ye man he must be feelin Ingincible
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Get the inside-out-burger mug.A portmanteau of "ingrained" and "intrigued." Like your curiosity has been piqued SO HARD that it left an impression on your psyche, and you now feel a perpetual thirst for knowledge. Ingrigued.
I was ingrigued for life when I first learned about all the awesome shit we know about the solar system.
by zaphod_85 September 12, 2012
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