nigger brained

when you get so shit faced drunk that you dont remember what you did and you have a few less friends the next day. caused by too many 40 oz malt liqours and tanqueray gin

damn, sha-quita was so nigger brained last night that ho sucked off the whole party

by douglas epley November 5, 2006

brain sister

An attractive twenty-something year old who is constantly occupied with a Texas Instruments calculator.

"She was a brain sister - texas instruments all day"
-"Brain Sister" by Limozeen

by Daniel C. Johnston July 31, 2006

Smooth Brain

adj. word to describe people that are slow or stupid

adj. describes unfunny, uncool people that are lame

“Oh look at Marquis, he’s so smooth brained”

by dirtydikdan October 19, 2021

midget brain

the squeezing of ones testicles that makes the scrotum and its contents look like a brain.

pulling only your testicles out through your unzipped fly (leaving your penis inside the pants) and yelling "hey everybody, check out my midget brain."

by braintamer May 22, 2006

brain boner

Something that strikes a chord in someone's thinking, creating a spur of "enlightenment" and stimulation in knowledge, especially in subjects like philosophy & logic.

John: Hey, have you seen that recent philosophical discussion between XXX and YYY on YouTube?

Peter: Yeah, it was so good it gave me a brain boner.

by nullswitch March 6, 2011

brain rape

Forced extreme mental exertion, to the point of feeling naked and violated

"Yo how'd that Physics GRE go?"
"Fuck I got brain raped"

by G-monie November 27, 2006

giga-brain

someone with a supercharged melon, who actually uses all 300 billion of their brain cells.

Tito the rocket scientist is a real giga-brain.

by Mr. Crusty November 1, 2006