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cobra holder 

The genius that is Mike Shinoda of Linkin Park and Fort Minor.

For the reason why, Mike said to ask Celph Titled (since he's the one saying it in all the songs).
Fort Minor - S.C.O.M
"Shinoda the Cobra Holder, you a fool for this beat"

Fort Minor - Respect 4 Grandma
"This is M Shinoda, the cobra holder..."

Fort Minor - Cover and Duck
"We had to get real Godzilla on 'em this time
Talkin' Ryu, S.O.B., Celph Titled
M. Shinoda the Cobra Holder, Demigodz
That's how my crew do, shut the fuck up when Fort Minor's talking!"
cobra holder by J,A,T March 8, 2008
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Place-holder 

The guy/girl that is dated or messed around with until the user can get the guy/girl that ditched them to come back.

Often the user was just a place-holder for said ex and didn't know it/can't get over him/her.
girl:Oh yeah I can't wait to hang out with you tomorrow <33!! love you baby
guy:*awesome this is love ^.^*

The following Evening:

girl:Yeah...I'm back with <insert douchebag that just ruined your fucking life> and I wasn't really in love with you.
guy:*Holy fucking shit I'm going to kill myself as soon as I finish thinking this.*

Perfect example of a Place-Holder...often suicide IS the result of being a Place-holder.
Other results are binge-drinking and death threats.
Place-holder by Heyfml May 9, 2011

left holding

like "left hanging" when your hi five isnt returned, left holding is that awkward moment when you hold the door for someone and they dont walk through. this can be embarassing

also, you are said to be left holding when you hold the door open for one person, and 324234 more people walk through back to back, wheras if you let go, your a douchebag.
i was left holding at the mall when the girl behind me stopped to tie her shoe. total waste of my time

i was leaving the library with julie but i was left holding when a school of kids decided to walk through. when i finally left to catch up she had already driven home. bummer
left holding by thequickbrown July 26, 2011

pot holder 

jeez. its something you use to hold a hot pan of mac and cheese or somethin.... its not marijuana ralated
i need a pot holder, tim, this pan is hot
pot holder by scrambled eggs August 21, 2006

holding the bag 

A person who is said to be "holding the bag" is the person the blame is lumped on for doing something usually a group of people partook in. The person who is left holding the bag is generally the scapegoat.

The term "holding the bag" is not used as widely as it was 20 years ago.
Some kids are stealing candy from the grocery store and are stuffing it in a backpack. As the manager comes each kid furiously tries to hand the backpack to one another so they are not the one caught with the evidence. The kid who ends up with the backpack while the other kids scamper has been left holding the bag. (literally! and I suspect this type of scenario is where the term was derived from originally)
holding the bag by Allegra P. July 22, 2006

bank holding company 

(FINANCE) a company that exists for the sole purpose of owning a controlling interest in the several branches of a bank.

Owing to the interplay of US federal and state banking laws, it is often necessary for a bank to incorporate itself as a separate and distinct company in different states, or for different business functions (e.g., capital management, underwriting/investment banking, savings banking, etc.).

One of the exasperating benefits that bank holding companies get is a further limitation of liability. Often, the structure of the bank holding company is such that one of the firms owned (like Washington Mutual Bank, Inc.) can be insolvent, without resulting in the liquidation of the holding company.
Practically every financial intermediary in the USA is now owned by a bank holding company. They're totally insidious!

holding hands with sausage 

Euphemism for masturbation, especially when done in a secluded public place - for example a cinema seat.
'See that bloke over there? He's got his jacket over his lap, but it looks like he's holding hands with sausage.'
'Dirty git!'