HILLBILLY TRUST FUND

A man with a job who a single mother shacks up with to provide for her children and family.

Hey Leonard, quit your job! I just met a hillbilly trust fund!

by Atelier Handsome June 14, 2025

Hillbilly dump truck

When you dont shit for a week then punch a girl mouth knock out her teeth. Then shit on her.

Last night I meat a girl at a bar. Took her home and treated her to a hillbilly dump truck.

by 69sniffer November 8, 2020

hillbilly suppositry

Non poetic generic “literary” bullshit eaten up at hoi pelloi book clubs regarding a lower socio economic class that offers no solutions or genuine insight. Often work based on assumptions the author has derived from second hand accounts and generalizations. It assumes something is the case without experience or proof. It should not be confused with an elegy.

That ain’t no elegy; it’s hillbilly suppositry.

by Bizzario Jansch July 23, 2024

hillbilly hand wash

When you “wash” your bedsheets by just spraying them with air freshener.

“Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”

“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”

“What’s that?”

“I sprayed it with the air freshener”

by Ignominy January 30, 2023

fat hillbilly

Man who is severely overweight and is missing part of his front tooth. Usually jobless and has an Obama phone.

The fat hillbilly got owned by the tiny fat man.

by Yankees10407 May 19, 2016

The Hillbilly Harmonica

The stratigic placement of a musical instrument in your girls mouth, whilst plowing her from the back.

When she's screaming like a boar, gently place the Harmonica in her mouth to complete the Hillbilly Harmonica.

What did you do last night mate.

" well we had good night until I have her the Hillbilly Harmonica"

Its where you put a Harmonica in your partners mouth while she's being plugged from the back.

She's want pleases but it definitely made a fucking symphony.

by porkchopp69 November 9, 2020

Hillbilly Washing Machine

When performing oral sex, the provider(s) insert a tide pod into their mouth(s) recieving a sudzy surprise upon completion. The participants walk away feeling relieved and clean.

The other night I gave Dale, my second cousin, a Hillbilly Washing Machine. It was refreshing.
- Bernice

by HillbillyDale7 June 6, 2018