2 definitions by Yankees10407

When your friend puts his dick over your shoulder and you wear it like a necktie.
My buddy Tim gave me a California Necktie while I wasn't looking.
by Yankees10407 April 15, 2017
Get the California Necktie mug.
Man who is severely overweight and is missing part of his front tooth. Usually jobless and has an Obama phone.
The fat hillbilly got owned by the tiny fat man.
by Yankees10407 May 19, 2016
Get the fat hillbilly mug.