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old hickory

A bad ass Motherfucker who beats the shit out of puppies, kittens, and children with a big ass wooden stick and fucks shit up, gets down with your lady when you aint watching. Just an overall fucking bad ass
Andrew jacksons nickname was old hickory
by Andrewjacksonbadass September 30, 2013
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Hickers

The third final stage of evolution of a species so undeniably fucking pathetic that scientists have never decided to even dream of a name for said species, but when seen in the wild, it is described as a 'walking blobfish'. The first stage of its evolution is 'Who even is that guy', who is a lonely bitch who had a tendency to eat lunch in secluded areas with faculty members and known for receiving incredible amounts of pity, but not one single fucking friend. Stage 2 is what is called a Hickster; notable results of this stage include increased confidence for no fucking reason at all, a sharp curve in the upper back, losing every fight, having no pity from teachers for getting bullied, and is a massive perv. Which brings us to the current stage, in which you may find this thing maxing bench press at every possible moment despite having a pathetic excuse for a max, continually pissing people off and apologizing, being on the LAX team and thinking he's sick, and being the single stupidest fuck in the room.

With all that being said, this is a contagious species, meaning that you may become one if you do not make smart decisions in life. Hint: you don't want to become one - your life will be so ass it's not even funny.
Hickers: *exists*
The whole world: "HICCCCKKKKKKEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSSS"

"Did you hear what Hickers was doing in english? What an idiot."

"I'm gonna kill Hicker's for touching my little sister"

"Hickers told me his parents were siblings"
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clarence hickerson

A regular guy who was so lucky to find his soulmate his Taejah he's a guy who would joke around a lot and someone who would make a lot of mistakes but he will always put everything he has in his heart into the one he loves no matter what
1) Wow isn't that Clarence hickerson?
by clarence hickerson May 13, 2022
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Hickory Bob

Redneck, bubba, all around unsophisticated person hailing most likely from the backwoods of America
That hickory bob keeps spitting his tobacco on the floor!
by guey October 23, 2009
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hackerist

A hacker, web terrorist, malware writer, a person writing malicious software with intentions to cause great harm to computer systems.
SONY gaming servers were attacked by a group of hackerists last week.
by JustaGeek June 15, 2011
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hickeyjigger

A general description of something you don't know the name of.

"Do you see that there hickeyjigger?"
I seen one of them hickeyjiggers in a magazine
by Vontiki March 8, 2014
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hacker

/hækə(ɹ)/ • orig. "hack" + "-er"

1 A person educated or especially self-taught in the use of computer hardware, software and networking, as well as other electronic and/or telecommunications devices, information technology and computer science.

2 a polymath specializing in technology, especially that dealing with computers and communications. A (computer) geek.

3 Someone with the skills to crack (i.e., gain electronic access to) another computer or node on a computer network, but chooses not to use them, unless in the capacity of a penetration testing technician for the purpose of informing the system's owner/administrator of a security hole.

4 Synonym for white hat or grey hat. (a black hat would be a cracker).

5 Often used incorrectly to mean a cracker (i.e., a hacker who uses his skills for mailicious and/or usu. illegal purposes or monetary gain. An Internet cowboy.

6 Someone who hacks. A hacktivist.
Hackers have become incensed by the media's incorrect and inflammatory use of the word hacking to refer to cracking.
by Frosztbyte May 6, 2016
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