by Dodge baller May 1, 2009
Get the Amish Heater mug.During a lapdance when a stripper places her mouth on your penis ontop of the pants and exhales, in turn causing a warm sensation in your crotch.
by Evan Weber June 11, 2008
Get the a heater mug.I bumped into Josh coming home from the party outside at 3am...But he was throwing a hemper tantrum so I left.
by Shoe~BASS September 18, 2009
Get the hemper tantrum mug.when a black guy dresses up as santa claus or mrs. claus at a truck stop and goes up to a horny redneck and asks what he wants for christmas. the redneck must say you they get on a random flatbed and put on a show for the whole yard of horny rednecks then the black guy while getting rammed in the asshole shoots up heroine into the horndog and then drags him back to the truck where he dresses the truck driver in santa claus suit and cuts out his mouth and his own dick and puts it into his mouth and shoves the horndogs fist up his ass til it ruptures the lower intestine and then the helper writes in shit, blood, and/or semen across the windshield "kkk you can suck my bloody butthole"
by Big Black Cock February 21, 2009
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Rusty: Well, I need a blowjob. Let's do a double header.
Rusty: Well, I need a blowjob. Let's do a double header.
by BensonDinnerTalk December 8, 2010
Get the Double Header mug.(noun, vulgar slang): an established lesbian or bisexual woman who helps a bicurious woman or girl awaken a lesbian attraction by way of sexual experimenting.
After a weekend with Charlene the tuna helper, Stacy knew for sure that she was a lesbian.
from "tuna" (often used to describe the smell of human female genitalia), and "helper" (one who helps)
from "tuna" (often used to describe the smell of human female genitalia), and "helper" (one who helps)
by Sadie Verbosa January 1, 2010
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