Hanking

Another term for masterbating

Hank was hanking himself on the Ferris wheel because he was alone.

by Fruit loop February 17, 2019

Back pocket hanging out

(n) this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.

When I left prison, I had a back pocket hanging out the size of Texas.

by xwingkatieY December 17, 2012

I'm hanging in there

It means your pants are too loose and you have a boner.

"Are your pants too loose?"
"Yea, I'm hanging in there."

by Lugwoggy September 22, 2017

hanging wedgie

when pepole come to you or 1 and pull your undeis and put it on a tree or nail or somthin of that sort...

i was in the car my dad droped me off nere the forrest UNTIL these chikes came to me and shoted ''GET HIM'' i said wtf and they said your an ass**le befor i could talk back one came behind me (i am 13) they dragd me... to the forest and went to an ally i said are you gona ****ing trow me in the river it was near the river but they grabed my boxers put it on a tree i knew it was a wedgie and hung me..... i was there for days... my parents probly taotght i had a big sleppover then the bit**hes came spriped evrythinng off exept boxers and got water guns tied my hands and hung my boxers higher spryed it at me then they bent me down faseing the grownd playd basketball with me the ball went trough the legholes smart arent thay.... then the boxers sliped and i was down i legd it but they tackeld me cause one was on a bike. and said wear the hell do you think your going asswipe and hungme back.............. unti 1 of them came back and said i felt sorry for you ... and got me down and gave me my close she said dont tell them i let you go ok i said a big thanks to her. she said that they whar gona keep you there till somone finds you she said noone would ever LOL but im still in big pain...... hanging wedgie...

by banaobna12346 December 14, 2010

Low Hanging Fruit

Expression used by proctologists to describe severe cases of external hemorrhoids.

The doctor remarked to his colleague, "I’d never seen so many low hanging fruit. I called the surgeon immediately and made an appointment for my patient."

by PJ Anderson May 28, 2008

Hanging Chad

1. A person who accompanies another to a social gathering, then proceeds to cling to said other person while they try and mingle. 2. A person who cannot take a hint. 3. Cockblock

"hey man, don't bring Billy to the party, he's a punk ass hanging chad"

by Jephrey June 11, 2006

hanging left trailers

Opportunist drivers who illegally follow a "hanging left" driver through a left turn at an intersection. Illegal, since it entails entering an intersection on a red light.

Sometimes it feels good to honk at the hanging left trailers.

by beverlyfreakinwhite May 2, 2009