Handies

When a person uses their hand to massage a male penis for money or drugs

Damm did you see that man bun giving handies in the parking lot for crack

by Edward scissor hands February 12, 2021

handy heater

When a person uses both of their hands to jack off a penis to create friction for warmth for the harsh winters.

Steve and Sheryl did the good ole handy heater to keep warm during the snow storm.

by DEEZ NUTZZ March 10, 2019

Manny’s Handy

When you use the grease from a Manny’s Pizza or Taco as lube to jerk off your significant other in sheer gratitude for stuffing your face with culinary wonderment.

After dinner last night the wife gave me a Manny’s Handy on the way home!

by Trent Thick Missile October 23, 2020

Drop a handy

Public Masturbation.

Get your penis out and Drop a handy

by anonymous April 2, 2021

California Handy

An anonymous masturbatory service administered free of charge. A term derived from a suggestion that Californians live a freer life than most people, and are generally more upbeat and willing to grant sexual favors to complete strangers, for free, in order to spread their cheer. The term “handy” is short slang for “handjob.”

Man, I hadn’t had any sexual relations in years before that lady was nice enough to give me a California Handy while we were standing in line for the ATM machine.

by Hoof April 26, 2024

greezy handy

This is when you get a handy before a shower right after a sports event.

She gave me the best greezy handy after homecoming last night

by Lefty38 December 3, 2013

Handy

A Short or Quick Handjob

Hey, before we go do you want a quick handy?

by Minslik October 3, 2016