Haley is a pretty, strawberry blonde. She has blue/green eyes and is of average height. Her boobs are big though. She is very smart and always strives for perfection. You will never catch Haley procrastinating. She can be quick to anger and is annoyed easily, but is really a sweet person. She is very quiet, but very approachable. You will have to be the one to make the first move, but she is so nice and interesting you'll be glad you did. Because she is so quiet it is so funny when she lets go and says crazy things. Haley never gives a boy with unpure intentions what they want. Haley is extremely moral. She is an amazing friend who will support and help her friends through whatever they are going through.
Guy: I tried a move on Haley last night.
Guy's Friend: How'd it go.
Guy: It didn't......
Guy's Friend: Have you ever even talked to her?
Guy: No, but she has big boobs.
Guy's Friend: You should've tried, she's really nice and interesting.
Guy's Friend: How'd it go.
Guy: It didn't......
Guy's Friend: Have you ever even talked to her?
Guy: No, but she has big boobs.
Guy's Friend: You should've tried, she's really nice and interesting.
by Mrs.McCall December 17, 2012
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Sean: ooh who's that hot ginger in the corner?
Matt: oh the one without a beer? That's a Haley, but you can go hook up with her i heard she's an amazing kisser.
*haley turns around
Sean: *gasp* geez look at that bod!
Matt: oh the one without a beer? That's a Haley, but you can go hook up with her i heard she's an amazing kisser.
*haley turns around
Sean: *gasp* geez look at that bod!
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