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hair pie

A hairy pussy, often with the bush in it's natural wedge shape. Not intended as a derogatory term.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
Delta Lambda Pi served us up some nice hair pie!
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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penis haircut

Some people call this a mushroom cut. This bad haircut usually belongs to a guy. This hair makes his head look like, well, the head. The guy looks like a giant penis. Somewhat common at TJHSST.
by spooly the dork January 9, 2005
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Buttcrack Hair

When someone with long hair washes their hair and excess hairs wash their way down into the butt crack. The hairs are not discovered until much later
Dude, I was doing this girl doggystyle and she had a wad of buttcrack hair just chillin.
by DingleBerry8o-o January 2, 2010
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pubic hair sweater

Like the name implies, a sweater made of pubic hair. The ones with crabs are itchy. Black is the most popular color, but gray, black/gray mix, blonde, and red are also available.
Thanks for the red pubic hair sweater! Red is the warmest kind too!
by stormteam69 April 11, 2010
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washing my hair

A typical excuse given when someone doesn’t want to attend a function but has no legitimate reason not to
Matt: Hey do you want to go to the crawfish boil on the 2nd?
Anyone Matt asks: Sorry Matt, I'll be busy washing my hair
by Faptastic Max April 22, 2015
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emo hair

Normally Black or dark, longish hair that frames the face and sweeps to the side...emo boy must flip hair out of face ocasionally but not completly out, he simply wants girls to notice his hair, emo hair ranges from very greasy to clean, depends on the emo kid
by Ispillmyheart4u June 1, 2005
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hair peace

obtaining peace with your hair by letting it grow out without cutting it. started by john lennon
Man Harry sure is hairy he must have obtained hair peace a year ago!
by rikmaksen November 25, 2007
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