Hot Piece of Old Ass. H.P.O.O.A - hpooa (`Ha-Pooh-Ah)
An acronym describing the unusual sex appeal of the elderly. Usually referring to hot older males or females ages 50 and above. Can be used as a noun or adjective.
An acronym describing the unusual sex appeal of the elderly. Usually referring to hot older males or females ages 50 and above. Can be used as a noun or adjective.
1. Damn Vince check out the hpooa! The way she wiggles in her walker is hot!
2. Atsushi, two more years and your gonna be a hpooa!
3. Your grandpa's hot, what a hpooa!
4. Theres a gang of hpooa up in here! Well dude its a old folks home.
Credit goes to Kaleena Wynn and Vince Yy for research.
2. Atsushi, two more years and your gonna be a hpooa!
3. Your grandpa's hot, what a hpooa!
4. Theres a gang of hpooa up in here! Well dude its a old folks home.
Credit goes to Kaleena Wynn and Vince Yy for research.
by Vince Yy July 3, 2008
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High Pitched Virginal Quif (High-Picht-Virginal-Kweef):
1) A build up of air expelled by a tight virgin resulting in a high pitched squeal. Reminiscent of the sound air makes from a balloon that has the opening pinched.
2) An expression used when LMFAO or QMFO is not sufficient to describe the immense amount of excitement/suprise created by a situation or person.
1) A build up of air expelled by a tight virgin resulting in a high pitched squeal. Reminiscent of the sound air makes from a balloon that has the opening pinched.
2) An expression used when LMFAO or QMFO is not sufficient to describe the immense amount of excitement/suprise created by a situation or person.
Scotty: What the fuck is that sound? An Ambulance Siren
Cody: No I just HPVQ'd! Sorry dude, i'm really embarassed.
Cody: This guy i picked up last night at the meat works had a 15inch cock that split me like nobody's business.
Scotty: HPVQ!!!!!!!
Cody: No I just HPVQ'd! Sorry dude, i'm really embarassed.
Cody: This guy i picked up last night at the meat works had a 15inch cock that split me like nobody's business.
Scotty: HPVQ!!!!!!!
by QQASSEQ March 21, 2010
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A way to communicate to your special someone, the time of day when you are the most aroused.
This form of communication is particularly helpful when trying to drop a hint or to connect the horniest times of the day between you and your partner in order to achieve maximum sexual pleasure.
A way to communicate to your special someone, the time of day when you are the most aroused.
This form of communication is particularly helpful when trying to drop a hint or to connect the horniest times of the day between you and your partner in order to achieve maximum sexual pleasure.
Texting Format
ME: hpd
BOYFRIEND: same
Conclusion: You both should have sex togther at this time.
Likelyhood of explosive orgasms: 10/10
ME: hpd
BOYFRIEND: same
Conclusion: You both should have sex togther at this time.
Likelyhood of explosive orgasms: 10/10
by Tikipunch18 November 9, 2018
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person1: it means hairs per ballsack!
person2: oh! i’m not sure i’ll have to count!
person2: what does that mean?
person1: it means hairs per ballsack!
person2: oh! i’m not sure i’ll have to count!
by ur mom’s girlfriend January 19, 2022
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