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brian harvey 

Stealth sexual act. To sneak into a persons bedroom and fondle their face whilst they are unconscious as described in the lines "I touch your face while you are sleeping" sang by Brian Harvey in the East 17 Christmas number one single 'stay now'
Example 1

Edward: I secretly love my flatmate so I hide then 'Brian Harvey' her most nights.
Paul : Has she ever woken up?
Edward : No
Paul : Result

Example 2

Derek drank so much gin last night he passed out on the floor so we all gave him a 'Brian harvey'.... with our COCKS!!!!
brian harvey by des_glasgow January 17, 2011
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Steve Harvey 

Hey, is that black Dr. Phil ? No, man it's just Steve Harvey.
Steve Harvey by SpideyPlayz January 7, 2019

The Lee Harvey Oswald 

Just like president JFK’s assassination, The Lee Harvey Oswald is where during sex, just before climax the man pulls out and runs to the far side of the room then attempts to ‘snipe’ the girl in the head from his current position.
The Lee Harvey Oswald

Bruh I just Lee Harvey Oswald the shit out of that bitch last night.”
he is not a doormat that you can step over (a metaphorical term)
no one:
absolutely no one:
mr harvey: "I AM NOT A DOORMAT! YOU CANNOT STEP ALL OVER ME! SHUT UP!
mr harvey by notadoormatperson December 12, 2019

William Harvey 

Straight missionary while wearing glasses and the covers pulled up. Completed within 90 seconds with an accounting book and calculator present. Always done responsibly.
Ian couldn't wait for the wedding reception to end so he could get back to the Marriott and "William Harvey" his new bride.
William Harvey by OLE GDUB May 8, 2011

Steve Harvey 

to make a major, unexpected plot twist.
In order to create a good plotline, you must pull a Steve Harvey.

Jye Harvey

Someone who is known for having sexual fantasies about Mrs Morrish
You make me feel like a Jye Harvey
Jye Harvey by Isaac butterfield August 6, 2018