Sandy Handy

The act of giving a handjob with a handful of rough, course, grainy sand.

"My dad said he wanted another kid. So, while he was asleep I went into his room and gave him the sandy handy. Shut that shit down real quick."

by Mikey Hatman January 24, 2023

Cratch My Handy

When you try to insult someone but you cant come up with anything

Yeah well Cratch My Handy!

by True_Flame October 13, 2020

baby handy

a very small hand for age but great for fisting and taking out tampons in which the string had broke.

hey baby handy, my string broke can you help me.

by poonslayer6967 February 23, 2017

Handy clammy

When you sweat your balls off in a video game and your hands start sweating so much they get clammy

I was playing search with the boys and got handy clammy

by m0zzarella_cheese October 22, 2020

Dutch handy

When you fart in hand, make a first with you fart in it, then open your hands under someone's nose

We're weren't laying in bed so I had to give her a Dutch handy

by Amerpwr8 May 20, 2024

Back Door Handy

Threesome position where the female lays across the lap of one male, reaches behind and gives him a hand job while the second male kneels beside his buddy and slams her ass

That was a stellar back door handy Melissa, next time though let's not do it on the bus

by flapjackal August 3, 2015

Handies

When a person uses their hand to massage a male penis for money or drugs

Damm did you see that man bun giving handies in the parking lot for crack

by Edward scissor hands February 12, 2021